Junior Cert

A useless test taken by all Irish teenagers halfway through secondary school. It involves learning a tonne of shit that you'll forget when you're 18 like everything else at school, only in this case the result has no effect whatsoever on your later life.

Kid: Why do we have to study so hard?
Teacher:It's all going to show up in the Junior Cert.
Unfortunately the conversation ends here as nobody has enough balls to say,'why the hell do we do the Junior Cert?'

by DaMan1997 September 21, 2011

Junia

The Queen. Prominent. Strong willed. Hard headed. Quiet and reserved but will fight with fire when needed.

The Junia in her is coming out.

by Jiana22 December 28, 2020

Judyism

A stern, yet humorous phrase, insult or general word of wisdom often uttered by Judge Judy on her courtroom TV series of the same name.

List of common Judyisms

1. Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

2. Don't try to teach a pig to sing. It doesn't work, and it annoys the pig.

3. Dumb ideas come from people who have dumb brains.

4. Beauty fades, dumb is forever.

5. Either you're playing dumb, or it's not an act.

6. They don't keep me here because i'm gorgeous and 5' 10".

7. Your story's a crock of baloney.

8. On your best day, you're not as smart as I am on my worst day when I'm sleeping.

9. "Uh" is not an answer.

10. You speak, I rule, and then you shut up. Do you understand?

11. Are you trying to justify to me the fact that you're an idiot?

12. Aren't you sorry you made a fool of yourself?

by The TrUth will find you out March 6, 2013

mexico junior

A term to represent the ever changing demographic of California. With a Hispanic population that represents 35% of its population.

"Where are you from?"
"Mexico junior."
"So how is LA this time of the month."

by sentienceISi July 2, 2008

junior circuit

Nickname commonly used to describe the American League, one of two major divisions of Major League Baseball, as opposed to the National League, which can be referred to as the "senior circuit." (This is because the American League is much younger- it was founded in 1901 while the National League was founded in 1876.) It consists of fourteen teams: in the West division Los Angeles, (one of two franchises in the city) Seattle, Oakland, and Texas; in the Central division Minnesota, Chicago, (one of two franchises in the city) Detroit, Kansas City, and Cleveland; and in the East division Tampa Bay, Boston, New York, (one of two franchises in the city) Toronto, and Baltimore. The nicknames for these teams are respectively the Angels, Mariners, Athletics, Rangers, Twins, White Sox, Tigers, Royals, Indians, Rays, Red Sox, Yankees, Blue Jays, and Orioles. Notable players include Kansas City's Zach Grienke, Minnesota's Joe Mauer, and New York's Alex Rodriguez.

In this year's All Star game in St. Louis, the junior circuit beat the senior circuit 4 to 3.

by fan of major league baseball November 26, 2009

junior party

A get together,in most cases a soiree,held by juniors.However, if one sophomore is really cool, such as Brian, said person may attend a junior party. Preferrable wardrobe,according to BJ, would be undergarments such as boxers.

Uncool sophomore: Hey Brian what were you up to yesterday?

Cool sophomore(Brian): Not much just went to a sweet junior party which you other sophomores were probably not invited to.

by Big Tymer November 6, 2007

Poston Junior High

If you thought tanacon was a shitshow then you obviously haven’t been to Poston Junior High. This school has drugs underage drinking AND mormons. The students here have a great faculty! This includes: that shark bitch ms. Hoe-ard, Gay ass motherfucker mr. raper, and fuckin mr. clean. More bithces have gotten pregnant here than in your uncles pre owned acura legend.

Tim: I went to Kino today that shit was fucked up
Moby: have you been to poston junior high

by that_one_oot March 15, 2019