Spokker Jones

1.Writer for SomethingAwful
2.Term one can use for things of utter horsecock, to sound 'hip', 'fresh', and 'wit' 'it'.

Lawyer: "Your honor, the defense is full of Spokker Jones!"
Judge: "OVERRULED, HIPPY!!!"

by Ein September 26, 2004

Jones Move

noun.
An action that is so epic and clutch it deserves comparison to Indiana Jones. Just as Dr. Jones would come up with the perfect solution to a problem, so would the person who pulled off the Jones Move. Often seen in sports or in a dating setting, the Jones Move is an achievement and an honor.

Luke:You see that? Lakers down four, Kobe gets an And1 three over shaq. Goes into OT.
Erik: Jones Move.

Ryan: Dude, pulled Jessie's digits.
Matt: Her boyfriend didn't see you?
Ryan: Got out just before he arrived.
Matt: Jones Move.

by Knowsense. December 17, 2008

Jay Jones

Unlike Basketball Jones who is obsessed with success (especially in basketball). A Jay Jones is a lazy fuck who lacks any drive or success

Dude WTF, It's 4 O'Clock get up. Don't you have a job? You want to be Basketball Jones, but you're just a Jay Jones. No ambition, goals, etc.

by Slick&Silly August 3, 2017

jonesy special

Used while playing pool, if someone sinks a ball they didn't mean to, or sinks a ball in a pocket they weren't going for.

A fluke shot.

*Aubry hits the balls hard and one bounces off 3 cushions before sinking in a pocket he wasn't aiming at.
Everyone else: "Jonesy special!"

by theButcher July 19, 2007

lewis jones

a thin white guy who loves making cakes and enjoys wearing skinny jeams

lewis jones is baking a cake

by lewisJCOD1021 December 6, 2010

Beastly Jones

Cool, awesome, beast, entertaining, great

Person 1: I'm going to the concert tomorrow.
Person 2: Beastly Jones!

by Kazara February 19, 2011

Natasha Jones

Natasha Jones - The kind of girl who will say she wants a guy but anyone who shows any remote interest in her she bins.

“Boy - Natasha I like you”
“Natasha Jones - Ah right okay...”

by Unknown1308 July 9, 2018