When you buy a license plate on Ebay just to paint it the same color as your car, then you put a material-wasting, sad paint job on it, just to have some newb steal it and paint it pink. Then you assume the guy stole it because you are convinced that he wants you and took it home to jiz on it.
by HuskerKyle February 09, 2009
Hey Mary - I had to call out sick yesterday and i went to the eye doctor - he told me i have a Jiz eyefection - that was a great facial - but please keep your eyes closed...
by PrincessLeah October 22, 2008
The customer was acting rather snobbish so the baker gave him a nice hot jiz-bagel instead of a plain with creamcheese
by Christopher Joe Smith December 12, 2007
The unattractive, thick, and oversweetened leftover substance found at the bottom of a empty coffee container that is often sold at most cheap corner stores, fast food joints ect.
After a long, hard day at work billy relaxed and enjoyed a cheap coffee until he was hit with a straight shot of coffee jiz at the bottom of the cup which he and many others find distasteful, and wondered why businesses still sereved such gross shit.
by Nick is dope September 10, 2007
by jizjaz September 11, 2008
by pepito m May 10, 2010
by Cupernicus November 09, 2002