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Jiffy Pube

Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.
Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018
mugGet the Jiffy Pubemug.

sniffie jiffie

Damn he does alot of sniffie jiffie.
by ericgronefeld December 9, 2008
mugGet the sniffie jiffiemug.

jiffy snuge

jiffy snuge = when a woman wipes from back to front.
by Hollywood23 December 15, 2012
mugGet the jiffy snugemug.

stiffy jiffy

Kaleb told me he hit Caitlin in the eye last night with his stiffy jiffy!
by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009
mugGet the stiffy jiffymug.

Jiffy Pop

Jiffy Pop Pop, v. i. {imp. & p. p. Popped (p{o^}pt); p. pr. & vb.
n. Popping.}

1. To fuck someone with an ear of corn using butter as lube.
I Jiffy Popped this whore with a fresh ear a corn and grandma's homemade churn style butter. Add a little salt to make a Angry Seagull variation.
by CoCo Chloe June 6, 2010
mugGet the Jiffy Popmug.

Jiffy Nip

When a girl places her boob into a jar of peanut butter it becomes a jiffy nip.
by JiffyNippy April 9, 2011
mugGet the Jiffy Nipmug.

sneaky jiffy

when you walk up to a girl with a bathing suit on with peanut butter on your index finger than proceed to pull back her bathing suit bottom and wipe the jiffy peanut butter between them cheeks and slide out your hand gracefully.
yo man, i bet you wont go up and give that old lady a sneaky jiffy.
by briansebok June 21, 2008
mugGet the sneaky jiffymug.

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