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Jiffy-Blunt

A spliff-joint attached to the end of a blunt, creating a smoking experience that transitions from joint to spliff to blunt. Can be quite large, and typically require a number of folks to finish.
You wanna smoke a jiffy-blunt? I just got all this dank bud and wanna role it up for everyone

Yeah man, that sounds dope. I'll roll the spliff-joint, you role the blunt.

Indeed, we did win sectionals.
Jiffy-Blunt by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011
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Jiffy Popping

(Verb) The act of propelling multiple small pieces of poo out of the anus in rapid succession.
John was constipated ,but after eating at Chipotla he spent the rest of the day jiffy popping.

jiffy muh boi

What your foreign aunt says when your name is jeffy, and you are also male.
Jiffy muh boi! Its been so long since ive seen you last!

jiffy roll

The dingleberry in ur taint forms from the pancake batter from the ball powder and turns from a dingleberry to a jiffy roll after few days of not showering taking on the color of peanutbutter
I just pulled a jiffy roll out of my taint hairs smells like a hooker after taco tuesday and bukkake night that sat in the sun baking in my own body juices

jiffy foot 

1.(verb)-When a nigga is walking through a jiffy store with no fuckin shoes on!

2.(adj)-When you got some dirty ass feet,or smelly feet
1. Damn Kayleigh, you got jiffy foot like a motha fucka!!

2. Get out of my store with your jiffy foot ass!
jiffy foot by ally & austin June 12, 2008

jiffy lube directions

Directions given using solely Jiffy Lubes as landmarks. Best used in cities, where there are at least 20 Jiffy Lubes on every major road.
Guy Number One: "Yeah, you drive about a mile down 82nd ave until you've passed 2 Jiffy lubes, take a right at the second one and my street is the third one down."

Guy Number Two: "Sweet, I'll be there in fifteen minutes. I definitely won't get lost using those Jiffy Lube Directions."

Jiffy Lube 

When two guys are having butt sex and the guy on the receiving end takes a shit.
Jim: What the hell IS that?
John: Just giving us a jiffy lube.
Jim: Oh. OK then.
Jiffy Lube by OminousT May 29, 2009