Pubes on the floor of a jiffy lube waiting area. They were left behind by a man named Ronny who wears elastic shorts and scratches his balls in all the wrong settings.
Derek: What’s that on the floor?
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
Pete: I don’t know it looks like a Jiffy Pube. Ronny was probably here earlier getting the oil changed in his Ford Windstar.
by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

another word for cocaine.
by ericgronefeld December 9, 2008

by Hollywood23 December 15, 2012

by Verbal Platinum Princess April 29, 2009

Jiffy Pop Pop, v. i. {imp. & p. p. Popped (p{o^}pt); p. pr. & vb.
n. Popping.}
1. To fuck someone with an ear of corn using butter as lube.
n. Popping.}
1. To fuck someone with an ear of corn using butter as lube.
I Jiffy Popped this whore with a fresh ear a corn and grandma's homemade churn style butter. Add a little salt to make a Angry Seagull variation.
by CoCo Chloe June 6, 2010

by JiffyNippy April 9, 2011

when you walk up to a girl with a bathing suit on with peanut butter on your index finger than proceed to pull back her bathing suit bottom and wipe the jiffy peanut butter between them cheeks and slide out your hand gracefully.
by briansebok June 21, 2008
