Definitions by OminousT

Swing Dance Pendulum 

A variant of the Slow Dance Chubby for those with more class. In addition to being a fun and awkward accessory, it keeps time quite well!

Partnered with the cutest girl in the class, I managed to make it halfway through "Sing, Sing, Sing" before the ol' Swing Dance Pendulum started up again.

Swing Dance Pendulum by OminousT July 31, 2012

Bukhaki's 

The type of pants that a porn star wears!

Variant of bukakke, for those who don't get it.

Oh no, it seems I have soiled my Bukhaki's again.

Bukhaki's by OminousT December 4, 2010

ODB 

Used to stand for Ol' Dirty Bastard, member of the Wu Tang Clan. Since his death in 2004, it stands for Ol' Dead Body.

A: Have you ever heard this track by ODB?
B: Ol' Dead Body!
A: Shut up.

ODB by OminousT October 25, 2010

Awkword 

A word that sounds like it means something very awkward but is actually pretty mundane.

Some awkwords:

Justin: Hey, can you help me with French? I can't remember all the dipthongs!
David: Sure, after I finish masticating my sandwich.

Awkword by OminousT June 15, 2009

Jiffy Lube 

When two guys are having butt sex and the guy on the receiving end takes a shit.

Jim: What the hell IS that?
John: Just giving us a jiffy lube.
Jim: Oh. OK then.

Jiffy Lube by OminousT May 29, 2009