When the male places a bagel around his member, dresses it with olive oil and has two long pubic hair bundles on either side. Bagel preferably made with levantine herbs.
Tasha baked a bagel with levantine herbs, begged her husband to try a new move in the bedroom. He readily greased his pubic hair. They performed the Jerusalem Bagel together late into the night.
by Stevous September 2, 2017
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Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.
Contrary to the vernacular... it has nothing to do with the region pertaining to Jerusalem or any other aspect of Jewish culture. Just a play on words people.
Guy: Fuck man, I took two subways and a cab to get this show and all the tickets are sold out.
Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.
Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?
Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies
Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.
Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?
Unsympathetic Friend: Eh, you win some, Jerusalem. Fuck it, let's go bowling.
Friend 1: How's it going with that new chick... the one with the bug eyes, cute tits and pompadour?
Friend 2: Eh, turns out she's got a lot of baggage and has a biting case of Baby Rabies
Friend 1: Damn, that sucks.
Friend 2: What are you gonna do?... You win some, Jerusalem.. right?
by epilepticpeatepilepticpeat October 13, 2008
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Jerusha is a sexy monkey who lovessss big bananas. She has big titties too and i luv to play w em. She short asf but a feisty one, very energetic but tired at the same time. English subject is her cryptonite.
by 2sexy4diswrld April 13, 2022
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Type of person you need in harrowing times, when the shit hits the fan call on a jerunk. Basically pulling shit out of nowhere to make a bad situation great.
Type of person you need in harrowing times, when the shit hits the fan call on a jerunk. Basically pulling shit out of nowhere to make a bad situation great.
by Radnads October 5, 2006
Get the jerunk mug.1 Jerusalism - exerting control in Palestine.
2 Jerusalism - exerting control in America.
3 Jerusalism - exerting control on the world.
2 Jerusalism - exerting control in America.
3 Jerusalism - exerting control on the world.
by bioNRG January 14, 2011
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& at Afters we split a Greenwich!!
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& at Afters we split a Greenwich!!
by jockwebster March 25, 2020
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I made Jerusalem Artichoke Spaghetti
"What the fucks that?"
I dunno, but it set me back 84$ a pound
I made Jerusalem Artichoke Spaghetti
"What the fucks that?"
I dunno, but it set me back 84$ a pound
by musicgivesmepeac January 14, 2009
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