An alcoholic drink. Name based on "Jersey City," the place where it was created. Drink contains vodka, Sprite, Cranberry juice cocktail, and a lime. It's on ice. Itz kinda like a cozmo, only SHITTIER!
by thomspon10 November 23, 2006
Get the Jersey Shitty mug.As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.
Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.
Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.
Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.
by GoochFace April 27, 2013
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process of performing anal sex while the person recieving purposefully shits on the penis of the other
dude 1. whats it called when a chick shits on ur dick
dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide
dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide
by jfrco September 23, 2013
Get the jersey mudslide mug.Sexy alien in the movie called the man who fell to earth. Played by the sexiest man ever, David Bowie
" Hey have you seen " The man who fell to earth "?"
" Fuck yeah, Thomas Jerome Newton is pretty sexy "
" Fuck yeah, Thomas Jerome Newton is pretty sexy "
by Jareths balls June 9, 2016
Get the thomas jerome Newton mug.Just because my grandma wants to be a designer doesn't mean she can't be la creme de la creme. It's so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)
by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020
Get the new jersey fashion week mug.A female who chases after, and typically performs sexual favors for male athletes, regardless of his looks or skills.
by soccerajr January 24, 2007
Get the Jersey Whore mug.any group of obnoxious, raucous teenage girls from Jersey who blast horrible music, don't understand chemistry, and make weird noises at unseemly hours in the morning
4:30 A.M.:
Jerseydemic 1: Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it, again and again 'til I get it riiiiight!
Jerseydemic 2: I don't understand Boyle's law, meow!
Jerseydemic 3: AAAAYOP!
Jerseydemic 1: Nobody's perfect, I gotta work it, again and again 'til I get it riiiiight!
Jerseydemic 2: I don't understand Boyle's law, meow!
Jerseydemic 3: AAAAYOP!
by dontuseselftanner November 22, 2010
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