jerk blocking

when you really want to jerk off, but someone like your sister, parents, or friends keep bothering you and won't leave you alone. It is very annoying and depressing.

I was trying to jerk off last night, but my sister kept telling me all these stories and she wouldn't leave me alone.

Wow, she was jerk blocking you all night.

by 877372 May 16, 2009

jerk pie

Jerk pie is a derogatory name used for a person.

Jerk pie was introduced into the world when Bad Boy Rapper, Ma$e used it on his 1997 album "Harlem World" on a track entitled "Take What's Yours": Word from the wise, niggas jerk pies, we hurt them guys

James is a jerk pie.
Quit being a jerk pie Wendy.

by jerkpie July 22, 2006

Consult Professor Hans Jerkov

To wank

When I'm got getting any, I consult Professor Hans Jerkov

by Dollarbill85 September 1, 2010

lurk and jerk

To 'lurk' on someones facebook and or myspace page while masturbating vigorously.

getting some images for the spankbank.. gotta go lurk and jerk.

by eriiiiiiiiinL August 25, 2010

National Jerk Off Day

In today's world, anyone can make up a holiday (i.e., Kwanzaa).

It has thus been declared that from this day on, April 2 will be known as National Jerk Off Day. Males of all ages should beat off on this day to their dick’s content! (Just because they can)

My African friend tells me that Kwanzaa is fake, but he believes in National Jerk Off Day!

by MOCO & P-Phat February 11, 2009

jerk it

Male Masturbation See masturbation

Daym, when Ms. Gillian bent over, I had to go to the bathroom and jerk it.

1. "What did you and Lisa do last night?"
2. "I got her to jerk it while I watched MTV."

by The Duke! December 9, 2002

jerk

someone who makes you fall so hard for them then let you go because they like hurting people. or they just love the feeling of you being hurt. or they want to see you upset. this can be an ex boyfriend, a friend, a sibling, a relative, or a teacher

wow that kid over there hurt her he is such a jerk

by stephanieshae January 16, 2018