jersey speed bump

a jersey speed bump is a pedestrian who is not paying attention J-walking while you are driving causing you not to notice them and eventually hitting them., It can also be used for someone taking too damn long to cross the street.

You're driving in your car with a buddy, all of a sudden you hear a loud noise and feel a huge bump., When your buddy asks "what the hell was that?", you can simply reply "Oh, just another Jersey Speed Bump."

by martian87 January 25, 2010

Jersey Shore

A show on MTV that reveals to the world why New Jersey residents hate Bennies. Unlike them, we don't say New Joizy or call it the Jersey Shore. It's either the shore if you live in Jersey, or if you're a local, the beach. The show features 8 guidos and guidettes. They have never been to the shore, and some of them have never even been to New Jersey. But to them, Seaside is Heaven on Earth. Watch as they get drunk, get laid, and trash Seaside Heights. While your at it, maybe you can learn a couple things about tanning, fist pumps and hair gel.

Kid: Hey man, did you watch Jersey Shore last night?

Other Kid: Hell yea dude, right after my tan. *FIST PUMP*

by Jersey Boy15 December 9, 2009

Jersey Shitty

An alcoholic drink. Name based on "Jersey City," the place where it was created. Drink contains vodka, Sprite, Cranberry juice cocktail, and a lime. It's on ice. Itz kinda like a cozmo, only SHITTIER!

Man, we got ourselves shitty offa Jersey Shitty!

by thomspon10 November 23, 2006

Jersey Worthy

As defined, Jersey Worthy refers to an average professional sports player, specifically a player no one has heard of or knows by name, whom plays so well that a fan is compelled to pay 150 bucks for that players authentic jersey.

Nate Robinson scored 24 points in the fourth quarter to bring the Bulls from a 16 point deficit and beat the Brooklyn Nets. He is Jersey Worthy.

Rookie Anthony Rizzo went 3-4 today with a home run and two doubles. He is Jersey Worthy.

by GoochFace April 27, 2013

jersey mudslide

process of performing anal sex while the person recieving purposefully shits on the penis of the other

dude 1. whats it called when a chick shits on ur dick

dude 2. if its on purpose.... a jersey mudslide

by jfrco September 23, 2013

Jerish

Jerish is a person that will show you love like no other, he will let you into his life and make you believe it's a forever bond. He is a sensitive person, but truly cares. He will definitely make you feel like your living the love life in a movie, and his sense of humour is dark but hilarious. The most important thing to him are his friends - you might even think more than family. He undoubtedly has mommy issues. If you meet him, keep him.

'Do you listen to MF Doom?'
'Yeah ofc, I'm Jerish'

by kholombus <3 April 2, 2023

new jersey fashion week

Just because my grandma wants to be a designer doesn't mean she can't be la creme de la creme. It's so good Marilyn Monroe is hopping out of her grave to watch.
(It is used in a sentence kind of like “sliced bread”)

GIRL! I was at New jersey fashion week and la creme had that fashion show LIT!

by satoshinaakamoto October 17, 2020