jelqwater

The secretions made as one man is jelqing

Person 1: hey man what have you been up too?
Person 2: I've been jelqing for 3 days straight and I have a massive build up of jelqwater in my foreskin

by Flavoredfunk69 April 21, 2024

jelqmaxxing

jelqmaxxing is the committed act of extreme jelqing on a regular basis to achieve a desired goal of penile girth and length

a jelqmaxxer is someone who is committed to jelqing at any and every opportunity available, usually also someone who participates in extreme and dangerous jelqing methods such as the japanese jiggle jelq

someone who tries jelqing once or twice is not a jelqmaxxer, and has not jelqmaxxed. it must be constant and consistent, and intense

me and my homie took up jelqmaxxing 5 years ago and never looked back. we both jelqmaxx eachother constantly and we’ve both grown a combined 13.7 inches in length and 11.8 inches of girth!!! i love jelqmaxxing!!!

by jelqmaxx_master July 22, 2024

Jelqing

Stretching one's dick to make it longer.

Those idiots really think jelqing works 💀

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024

Jelqjitsu

A practice of jelqing to such a degree that it would rival the dedication of shaolin monk. A man who has mastered Jelqjitsu is not one to be trifled with. He will beat you in overall length and his prowess in gooning will leave you in disbelief as to how one could jelq and goon with such vigor and enthusiasm.

I am sensei goon master of Jelqjitsu

by Alpine1205 December 29, 2024

Jelqissistic

A term often used to describe someone who's obsessed with sending photos of their genitals to others. Often times males seen on snapchat.
Deprived from the terms "jelqing" and "narcissistic".

"This guy is totally a jelqissistic. He won't stop sending me these even though I said no."

by Hi I'm whadido January 20, 2025

Jelqing

A manual stretching technique performed on the penis, often with the goal of increasing its length and girth. It involves applying gentle pressure and stretching motions, similar to a massage, to stimulate the growth of penile tissues.

"Hey bro did you bust a fat fucking nut last night?"
"Nah bro I just jelqed it a lil"
"fairs bro i love jelqing"

by Shuriki_YT April 24, 2025

Jelqana

The final resting place and state of being of those who stay true to the principals contained within the Holy book, the Goonible.

Through our perseverance, we will all reach Jelqana.

by Shell-Sh0ck June 24, 2025