A secular placeholder for the common vernacular use of "Jesus Christ", when exclaiming disdain or confusion.
by _betamax_ June 15, 2018
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by TherealfirefighterAtSubway June 28, 2018
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A fine guy, caring person and always has something to entertain you with. But always gets their names mixed with “Jesus” but really doesn’t care what people call them.when you first see them you might think they are mean but when you get to know them they are probably still kinda mean but sweet. He also gets no hoes cause he’s loyal.
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by Shellbacks Club🐢 December 27, 2022
Get the Jeezum Kree mug.someone who worships the foreskin of jeebus, one of the holy threesome, known as the father, the son and the holy spirit.
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