A reluctant sword smith, women tend to trip over their tongues as he passes by. usually reviled by other males for having mythical penis girth. Usually compared to god like figures such as Zeus and Thor.
one of the greatest Jared's was delivered to planet earth in 1975 via non earth like space craft - is also allergic to Kryptonite.
probably the best all round rooter in the solar system, women have been known to gush uncontrollably and pass out at the mere sight of his powerful index and middle fingers - so he wears ski gloves in public - or hand prosthesis.
Once pointed at chuck Norris and Barry Dawson in a pub and told them to leave, Barry ran, Chuck fell to his knees and orgasmed uncontrollably - he wasn't wearing any gloves that day.
Everyone should nickname their penis Jared.
one of the greatest Jared's was delivered to planet earth in 1975 via non earth like space craft - is also allergic to Kryptonite.
probably the best all round rooter in the solar system, women have been known to gush uncontrollably and pass out at the mere sight of his powerful index and middle fingers - so he wears ski gloves in public - or hand prosthesis.
Once pointed at chuck Norris and Barry Dawson in a pub and told them to leave, Barry ran, Chuck fell to his knees and orgasmed uncontrollably - he wasn't wearing any gloves that day.
Everyone should nickname their penis Jared.
Fuck! I thought he was at the fortress of solitude! I better leave town, I heard he wants to fuck my wife and sister!
"Jared" I thought HE was the god of thunder, maybe he's Thor's Grandfather?
"Jared" I thought HE was the god of thunder, maybe he's Thor's Grandfather?
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Person 1: The Long Beach coach called my mom and wants me to play baseball there.
Person 2: Okay Jared
Person 2: Okay Jared
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-Awesome in bed
-Funny
-Sportsman
-Big Penis
-Smokes a lot of marijuana
-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
-Awesome in bed
-Funny
-Sportsman
-Big Penis
-Smokes a lot of marijuana
-Everyone doesnt mind being around him
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Oh and he also doesn't know the term of 'Soon'
Oh and he also doesn't know the term of 'Soon'
Jared Leto: The This Is War video will be out soon
*2 years later*
Echelon: Jared when will we get that TIW video!!?
*2 years later*
Echelon: Jared when will we get that TIW video!!?
by Miss30Mars April 4, 2011
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1. To break something extremely hard to fix or very expensive
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time
2. To pass out or black out in a random place, or at a random time
1. " So yeah i was swinging on your refrigerator door, and it happened to fall off man."
2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"
2. "You see Jared passed out on the roof?"
"Yeah man just him pulling a jared again"
by Sethhh March 21, 2010
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