Jacking Off

When a guy pulls on his penis vigorously and makes cum squirt out

Mark : Thanks Chad for giving me a job not really where I wanted to work but them ovulating bitches really screwed me good I lost three Planet Fitness gym's and my wife!
Chad : Yeah sorry to here about your divorce so how is Michelle doing? Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to my ex wife?
Chad : Uh Yeah SHE'S HOT! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : KNOCK IT OFF PERVE!
Chad : Oh look there's Kiersten & Jenna they recently bought this place I guess there Planet Fitness gym's are really doing good! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Mark : Are you Jacking Off to them ovulating bitches?
Chad : Uh Yeah THEY ARE HOT!
Kiersten : Hey Chad me and Jenna just stopped by to see how the place is running we are going to lunch Jenna is ovulating and has always wanted her own Red Lobster Toodles!
Jenna : See Ya Later BOYS!
Mark : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Chad : Dude are you Jacking Off?
Mark : Uh Yeah they are wearing sports bras and tight gym shorts!
Chad : Yeah and Jenna is ovulating! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh!
Steve : Hey guy's mind if I Jack Off With you?
Chad : Sure knock yourself out!
Steve : Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! Ahhhhh! (splat) (splat) (splat)
Mark : What The Fuck Is Your Problem GOD DAMNT IM COVERED IN CUM!
Steve : It's called Jacking Off you silly boo! (wink)

by SlopNChop November 1, 2018

jack-off

a person who was not worth being born, an asshole, a person who should have been a blow-job.

That jack-off owes me money.

by blade January 9, 2004

Jack off

Look at porn and rub your dick because you cant actually get any real pussy.

Zach cant get sex so he went to "jack off"

by hambone_shs94 July 29, 2009

jacks off

Also refer to jack off

by x January 31, 2003

Jacking Off

Jacking off is a very popular sport in the men's community. Sometimes girls can participate but they don't have dicks. Sometimes it is compared to fishing

Dude 1: Bro I'm the world champion at jacking off
Dude 2: We need to get you some bitches fast

by SpunchKnob Shitpants April 8, 2023

Jack Off

What a guy does when he can't get a gf to pleasure him.

- -I jack off looking at porn to make me cum..

by amii;; April 27, 2006

jack-off

the motion in which the male organ is erected and played with by the male or female

sabrina was jacking me off before we had wild sex

by the great and only mighty megan June 15, 2003