josuke-ism is a religion all about josuke higashitkata. everyday we bow down in front of the josuke altar and start praying. after that we lick pictures of his hair to pray him. ✝️ our prayers are „what the hell did you just say about my hair?!“✝️
by dios151cmcock December 20, 2020

by thebaddestbiatch March 14, 2021

noun. Participating in more actions than words. Focusing on the beneficial. Casting aside drawbacks and irrelevance.
by Saint Andrews May 22, 2011

When a not-funny person tries to tell a joke, and as expected, it isn't funny. Generally Followed by an awkward silence and is also the leading cause of conversations ending abruptly.
guy 1: Man, Kobe Bryant is hurt! I hope he can return!
guy 2: Yeah, he needs to win another ring before he breaks every bone in his body playing basketball or something.
guy 1: Was that supposed to be funny? Nice nightmare-ism.
guy 2: Yeah, he needs to win another ring before he breaks every bone in his body playing basketball or something.
guy 1: Was that supposed to be funny? Nice nightmare-ism.
by Mykrob May 16, 2011

by Dr Bunnygirl May 19, 2023

Bokuto-ism is a religion where we praise our owl baby Bokuto. In this religion we either simp for bokuto or we kin him
by Weeb_ss November 2, 2020

Examples:
"I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things."
"I'm looking for a book on horviculture."
"it doesnt take rocket appliances to know that....."
"it's like getting two birds stoned at once"
"what are you doin' julian? the chicken fingers aren't even cooked, do you want us to get sarsaparilla or somethin', you dick"
"just remember lahey, what comes around is all around"
"I am not the kind of person to say atoadaso, but you know what atoadaso, i fucking atoadaso!"
"You got a search warranty?!"
"worst case ontario"
"decknals"
"He passed with flying carpets"
"Lucy, I'll be a better father than you will ever be."
"i got a question what the fuck is this shit? how to get stains out of kahaykee pants?"
"why don't you fuck off, go get some hyposuction?"
"I'm not getting Lucy one of those 'Cubic Zarcarbian' fuckin' things."
"I'm looking for a book on horviculture."
"it doesnt take rocket appliances to know that....."
"it's like getting two birds stoned at once"
"what are you doin' julian? the chicken fingers aren't even cooked, do you want us to get sarsaparilla or somethin', you dick"
"just remember lahey, what comes around is all around"
"I am not the kind of person to say atoadaso, but you know what atoadaso, i fucking atoadaso!"
"You got a search warranty?!"
"worst case ontario"
"decknals"
"He passed with flying carpets"
"Lucy, I'll be a better father than you will ever be."
"i got a question what the fuck is this shit? how to get stains out of kahaykee pants?"
"why don't you fuck off, go get some hyposuction?"
by LMB July 1, 2005
