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iOS 18

For some reason because of the scale of the actual iOS 18 update, and the amount of celebrities cancelled around that time, a personal metaphor for overly restrictive, even by a little, safety measures that aren’t posted to Instagram due to the highlight reel effect. For example, Instagram banned adults from DM’ing teens under 18, or a dad telling his young adult son to always avoid hugging his young cousin of an opposite gender, including good morning and good night hugs, and going into his room when the door is open, unless with direct parental consent every time.
I blame me feeling as sad as when my crush moved away and got a boyfriend on “iOS 18”.
by LukeyBearUD December 3, 2024
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Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED)

Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) is an armchair-psychological designation for people who experience extreme amounts of empathy for inanimate objects -- specifically objects that depict living things that appear damaged or distressed.

IOED describes someone who experiences legitimate feelings towards objects that appear as if they deserve sympathy, support, and even help as if they were animate beings. However, because these objects are not actually living beings, these impulses to care for, help, and support are misplaced. Hence the disorder designation.

If someone if your life continually says things like "awwwww.... that poor x" where x is more often than not a stuffed animal with a missing ear or a tear in its fabric, then that person in your life suffers from IOED.
Using the term Inanimate Object Empathy Disorder (IOED) in context: Because my wife has IOED, when she found 2 stuffed animals on the road, disheveled, she felt a burning desire to "save" them and "nurse them back to health" in our home. Now, thanks to her IOED, we have a new shelf in our family room with "recovering" stuffed animals on it that fill her heart with joy every day.
by NewPOV January 22, 2025
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IO

IO is funny
by C.C. Sick June 8, 2021
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SCAR iOS

SCAR iOS will be one of the best Critical ops player in the Middle East, Once he gets a 120 device
SCAR iOS a middle eastern c ops player
Critical ops is an action-filled 3D FPS game explicitly built for mobile multiplayer
by anonymous February 7, 2021
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Mayed iOS

Compliement, The sexiest most beautiful Man in existness, The smartest of all the people in the young scientist competiton
Oh my god sir you are VERY Mayed iOS
by Xysin November 9, 2020
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Dickson iOS

Best Asian 60 fps player on the asshole game called Critical Ops. Hes currently resting in his meditation room to rape any asian player who tries to compete with him. Even Akira IOS and Axist IOS could not keep up with his Godly immense and unstoppable power.
Dickson iOS is the best player alive
by SonickD July 5, 2021
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Io

by Patatiaris November 20, 2021
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