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When you're wiping after a shit, and even after what feels like hundreds of wipes, there is still brown on the toilet paper. It is as if you are wiping ink off of a brown marker.
Person 1: Bro, what took you so long? That was like a 40-minute shit!
Person 2: Sorry bro, I had ink ass.
Ink Ass by Vultrex480 February 21, 2023
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ink slinger 

another name for a tattoo artist
a: "so what you do for a living?"
b: "im an ink slinger"
ink slinger by KittyKaboom November 13, 2007
1.5oz. Tattoo Rum (chilled)
3 oz Energy Drink
Served straight.
"Don't you drink straight shots?"
"Hell nah, you know I only throw back ink drops!"
ink drop by morganx February 15, 2006

Ink Blot 

When you stand up on the shitter before you wipe. The shit then is pressed between your ass cheeks thus giving the ink blot effect. When you wipe, it makes the same pattern on both sides of the toilet paper.
Dude, check out the pattern on the toilet paper from the ink blot effect I got when you knocked on the door!
Ink Blot by JTWUSMC October 19, 2010
The process of constant pulling and strain on the penis. The result is the snapping of the urethra, which causes it to extrude externally.
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Ink Pen by AkkiAssassin May 9, 2011

Ink The Seat 

Its a phrase used by girls to express a pleasurable experience, especially one that involves sexual chemistry and the production of various juices. Like a squid inks, a girl inks, except its not ink. The seat part comes in because generally you have to sit down to hear profound news, usually bad, but in this case it might be an engagement ring. A diamond is the quintessential seat-inker.
"I loved the diamond engagement ring he gave me. When I saw it, it made me ink the seat"
Ink The Seat by Headcircus April 23, 2013