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Character Induced Stupidity

Character Induced Stupidity, or CIS, refers to any natural mental limitations that characters impose upon themselves and reduce their ability to use their own skills and powers effectively. Unlike PIS, CIS does not occur because the plot requires it, but because the character is genuinely that dumb.
Examples of the CIS-afflicted include characters such as Rhino or Jar Jar Binks. Standard CBR fights do not exempt the contestants from CIS.
by Unknow Man March 24, 2005
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legal-industrial complex

Legal-industral complex (n): The tendancy for a system of laws to become self-reinforcing and ever-increasingly complicated in order to provide continual employment for legal professionals. The legal-industrial complex is especially prominent in the United States, where a disproportionately high number of educated individuals choose to become lawyers as a default career path and/or attend law school without having much idea of what they actually want to do with a law degree, the result of which is a lawyer for roughly every hundred people.
Joe Bob: "Have you decided what to do with your liberal arts degree yet?"

Mary Jane: "Well, in an economy like this, there are no jobs available for people with my training. So I guess I'll go to law school."

Joe Bob: "Wow, you're going to become part of the legal-industrial complex."
by SpliffRollaJ June 29, 2010
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Industry Parallelite

A person who socializes with models, actors, pornstars etc in order to feed off of them for publicity, usually negative, and post it on blogging and social websites and forums to place themselves in a light only parallel to the entertainment industry. This is different than a publicist, who usually actually gets paid
A good example is me. I decided to make this term up because im an adult film star and one time I had a less than stellar public appearance in LA and this guy who serves no purpose other than poison, drew up a horrible, critiquing blog about me, as he has done to other stars that he knows, to get himself attention. Then as fans would back me up with comments, he screens out the positive attention to leave it negative. An Industry Parallelite sometimes can exist in the form of positive applications of blogging and celebrity gossip, but this is less common as negative attention arouses the media more.
by Dempsey Stearns August 7, 2008
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mindless self indulgence

"Mindless Self Indulgence rocks my socks off"

"If it were not for MSI, i wouldnt know how to spell indulgence"

"Let me burn your mindless self indulgence cd"

"Jimmy cought my lighter"
by Bill+Pot=High March 8, 2004
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Music Industry

A bunch of stingy people who can sue up to $150,000 or so for one pirated song, and are currently suing many people who use file sharing services. They are also known for cranking out mass amounts of low quality music, such as rap, and what is currently pop.
by DLG June 29, 2003
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mindless self indulgence

techno industrial pussy-punk! at least the lead singer (urine) calls it that! They are absolutly brilliant live and they are what all the cool retards aare listening to so buy there CD so they can buy another can of soup!!!
by Anonymous August 2, 2003
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mindless self indulgence

MSI mindless self indulgence. Electro Snark Punk. Jimmy urine-singer Steve righ?-guitarist Lin-Z-Bassists 'oh so hott' Kitty-drummer. The music is amazing, truely amazing. They are the most Un-talented musicians taht are awsome at it. They are amazing live, Steve continuously asks the crowd to spit on his face. Jimmy tends to wipe his ass with stuff and hands it to the crowd, and occasionaly jacks off during the masturbate song. Their mosh pits are now definded by me as the Death Pits...warning...do not enter unless your insane.
"MSI will make you Wicked Gay"

"This song is the song that will get all the goth girls to fuck me"

"Here sell my ass juices on ebay"

"Yo yo yo who you calling a faggot? When your out gay bashing i'll be at your house...fucking your girlfirend...in the ass!"
by Juju Jesus P. April 30, 2005
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