Impala

The car that shot biggie.

Biggie was shot by a man in an impala.

by b.i.g. November 10, 2003

implement

implements are the three essential tools needed to smoke weed -- fire, some sort of pipe or papers, and the herb itself.

You ready? Let's go to the show. Don't forget the implements.

by brentmcd October 18, 2007

Gardening Implement

1. Another way of calling someone a whore;
Calling someone a whore in a "nicer way."

Gardening Implement = Hoe = Hoe = Whore

2. A HOEBAG

Girl: She is a Gardening Implement!
Guy: I know she's a whore!

by Cool.As.Junk(; December 24, 2010

impared

An idiot's way to type a word that they should've looked up before attempting and failing to spell.

Typo of impaired

The people who can't type impaired correctly are impared to the point of not being able to google a word.

by boogeymankittyfaycey April 4, 2008

impalpable

Not to be felt.

by LarstaiT November 7, 2003

Impage

To impose the awesomeness of James Patrick Page through impaling

I am going to impage those sons of bitches who think Stairway is not a good song solely because it was too popular and well known and are too narrow-minded to understand its musical genius.

by Morgan February 16, 2005

chad the impaler

The potentially best male porn star name known to mankind. Based off the legendary historical figure Vlad the Impaler who also impaled thousands.

"Oh man, I get to film with Chad the Impaler, I hope he spikes my rectum"

by cjt119 March 13, 2019