iloveyou

It is a one word way to say a great three word phrase.

Me: Hey baby.
Her: Iloveyou
Me: I love you too
Her: Youre lame, 3 words...just outta date

by olilem January 18, 2010

ILONA

Ilona is the name of a certain legend with special capabilities. The name itself allows them to do many things like attract endless men. On a scale of 1 to 10 she is an eleventy forty-four. They aren't something you see everyday. A blue moon is nowhere close to how rare one of these are. People who have had the great honor to be touched by an ilona never wash again as thier touch has incredible powers like curing desieses. Accounts of human interaction have proven that they are so called goody-two-shoes always listening to thier elders. Legend had it there is only one true ilona left though. When the last ilonas death shall occur NASA has agreed to blow up the sun as life without ilona is clearly not worth living. Symptoms of seeing an ilona are increased heart rate, sweating, losing control of body parts, the feeling of bieng in love ect. Also refer to goddess

Guy1: "Woah man! did you see that ilona?"

Guy2: "Heck ya i can't feel my legs!"

Guy1"Me niether!"

Guy2:"We should go check that out!"

Guy1: "Nah man. It's completely normal to lose feelings in both your legs and fall to the ground after seeing an ilona."

Gosh! When I saw ilona pass by my zipper broke!

by Chief_BS October 24, 2018

Ilovethefishes

Another disgusting video involving lesbian asians. Basically one asian is lieing down naked with a funnel on her ass. The other girl stuffs fishes down her ass. She then starts licking to it, and all the fishes come flying out, along with some... orange liquid shit.

The music is quite catchy.

Me: *Watches Ilovethefishes* Oh no another weird lesbian fetish, whoa that music is catchy!

by Some Twink May 18, 2011

iLove

The mutually exclusive love between Apple and its customer when it comes to all things "i".

They were so wrapped up in their iLove on Friday. It was 8p.m. in NYC. The Apple Crew kept cheering the customers on, down to the very last person in line.

by Elise Miller December 30, 2008

Ilona Answer

Choosing to answer or comment only on those parts of a question or sentence that one feels comfortable answering.

Usually followed by pretending not to see, hear or taste the rest.

ex 1.
Q: So what are you up to today?
Ilona Answer: Want to hear a joke?

ex 2.
Q: Hey, so what did you do last night? Anything wild and crazy?
IA: How about pizza?

by Ro_man September 15, 2011

Ilov3evanpeters

A funny ahs based tiktoker that makes great edit and is so beautiful 😫

jean: I can’t wait to watch Ilov3evanpeters’ TikToks
Carla : ooh I should too

by LexIsBored April 8, 2021

ilovekatsukibakugou

ilovekatsukibakugou (TikTok) is a content creator on tik tok. literally everyone loves them. they are very pretty and cool. nobaragf (TikTok) is their #1 fan.

“do u know user @/ilovekatsukibakugou on tik tok?
“No”
“how the fuck do you not know them? Sorry we can no longer be friends. i will not talk to somebody who does not know of ilovekatsukibakugou”

by levisgf March 1, 2021