howder chout

A howder chout is a type of person who refuses to listen to any advice anyone can give to them or do as instructed by an elder or someone else in charge of them. A Howder Chout is also a incredibly annoying person who always thinks that they are correct and are generally incredibly ignorant, worse than many black people and rednecks. To Call a person a Howder Chout is an extremely mean thing to say, worse than calling a girl a cunt.

I told Steve not to go into the bathroom, but that dumb Howder Chout had to go in anyway, and guess what happened? He saw his grandma naked.

by Cantoooot June 16, 2008

Howler Monkey

A Woman that makes excessive unintelligable noises during lovemaking.

"Dave, your girlfriend is a real Howler Monkey! I could hear her through the walls!"

by Adam January 28, 2005

howler monkey

That fat, ugly, dark, mexican, hairy, bitch who rides your school bus that doesnt let you sleep because she doesn't shut the fuck up.

Bitch you know who you are..

True Dat.

(Jackie Hinojosa) Howler monkey: Ahhhh wey, shut the fuck up, I was like shopping at the mall, and there was like some fresa bitch, so like, I got a text from my novio telling me que estamos en un break, so I was, pinche pendejoh, a la verga ese. Ahh... No mames wey... Anyways I walked up to that bitch and was like, WHAT BITCH? Think you're all tough now, I'll sh-"

You: HEYYY!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING FAT BITCH. GOD YOU'RE LIKE A FUCKING HOWLER MONKEY!

by tomatoe boy November 27, 2007

hoffert

a funny farting sound that a teacher makes out louad

ha ha he left a hoffert

by andrew landis January 11, 2007

Howler Monkey Ass

Girl that's been butt-fucked so much her insides hang out like a Howler Monkey on Animal Planet.

Damn! I was going to ride Charlotte until she dropped her drawers and her damn howler monkey ass jumped out of her jeans and damn near bit my weenie off!!

by Howler Monkey Lover October 27, 2008

howler monkey

An extremely rare species only found in the catacombs of Trinity Episcopal. His strangely archaic hair style and overly protrusive lips make him an extraordinarily unique organism. The facial expressions shown in morning meeting (especially the creature's yawns) create quite an entertaining show for any eager viewer. He is often seen making strange lip and cheek movements, however, do not be alarmed, this is just the repositioning of the cranberries and nuts in his cheeks. The frequent nervous eyebrow twitches and nostril flarings are simply his method of attracting mates. The female howler monkey (also known as "The Monkey" at TES) is extremely attracted to the manipulative movements howler monkey so perfectly exemplifies. He can be seen crawling throughout the hallways or taking a morning drink out of a rain puddle in the courtyard, however, one would be lucky to even touch the specimen.

A $killz and Foxtrot Production:

"Howler Monkey, Howler Monkey!- storin cranberries and nuts in his cheeks, he aint gonna eat 'em for several weeks!"

"Ohhhh Howler Monkey- crawlin up trees with his feet, his climbin skills cant be beat!"

"Yeah yeah Howler Monkey- partin his hair down the middle, it doesnt look good not even a little!"

"Hey hey Howler Monkey- carryin around books, he aint dumb, takin advantage of that opposable thumb!"

"Wooo wooo Howwwwwwlaaaa Monkey!!!!"

by Michael Donnely October 19, 2004

hoofer

a boy with no foreskin/no dick

"that boy i hooked up wtih last night was a total hoofer!"

by Laureeeeeen May 23, 2009