box hover

When you squat on the box at the back of the toilet and try and shit

I just did a box hover and missed

by Sam67 January 5, 2018

assisted hover

Utilizing the hover technique while holding onto the handicap rails for support. Sometimes required when constipation causes an extended need for the hover to occur.

There were no toilet seat covers, but my legs were tired from snowboarding, so I had to utilize the assisted hover.

by metalheadjoel March 11, 2008

sink hover

What you have to do if you are to tall to pull of an effective toilet hover. See 'toilet hover'
Basically jerking off into a sink

I was bored yesterday, so I decided that a nice sink hover was in order. Too bad I hit my head on the mirror and blacked out.

by See Also: Toilet Hover June 3, 2003

Pot hover

The act
Of hovering over a disgusting or just foreign in general toilet bowl

“Ugh that dank ass bathroom was the worst pot hover of My Life”

by Coleyrae March 21, 2020

Muff Hover

Muff Hovering IS THE PROCESS OF ONES Vagina Hovering 2CM from your boyfriends mouth, The female version of tea bagging.

Last night my girlfriend Muff Hovered Me.

Thats pretty tite that girl wants to muff hover you.

by Shmoe May 13, 2006

donkey punch to man hover

While having anal sex with a female, you punch the bitch in the back of the head, knocking her out. Then garb her arms and run her around the room, while still fucking her, like a Hover vacuum.

She'll love it. Trust me

For an extra $5, the whore will let you donkey punch to man hover her.

by Fallinchild January 30, 2010

"skip ad" cursor-hover

The well-known mouse-maneuver that you perform while impatiently waiting to watch a YouTube video. As soon as your desired video loads up on the screen, you immediately zip your cursor over to the "you can skip ad in __ seconds" and breathlessly wait for the seconds-ticker to count down to "0" and switch to "skip ad".

Nowadays, YouTube makes us "suffer 'n' simmer" through **two** boring commercials --- instead of just one --- before our requested video starts, and so we haft do da "skip ad" cursor-hover **twice** before we get to view da precious video dat we went on YouTube to watch --- and no, Toyota; dis is NOT "dat one time dat we like da fifteen-second ad better than da video dat follows"! What a loada bull-crap --- for your info, we **never** like ANY of da 0%!$@# YouTube ads, no matter WHAT they're about!

by QuacksO June 11, 2018