Hork

An desperate obnoxious fat girl at the bar looking to hook up around bar close. From the late Old English hōre, of Germanic origin and pork the culinary name for meat from a domestic pig.

That hork is ready to go home with the first dude who buys her a drink.

by King Mayhem June 3, 2018

hork

to occupy one's seat when he/she steps out.

"Hey, that's my seat! I called 'No Hork!'"

by Sarah January 26, 2005

hork

to proffer or convey to another..

Hey, hork me the chips would you?

by Daveitall May 13, 2005

Horking

The forced expelling of mucus in the trachea, typically experienced by those who partake in smoking/vaping, and/or raise their voice while gaming.

Christian is currently horking in the bathroom sink.

by bc_2000 April 18, 2021

Hork

Hork- when you do something amazing you do the "horky" a dance when you put your hand or you stomach l and other hand in the air. Horky,horky, horky, horkyyy. Damn, look at Tyrone he's doing the "hork" he must of smashed.

Hork, horky

by tkay3000 May 21, 2021

Hork Hork Hork Glorp Glorp Gloop Gloop Gloop Doot Doot

Gibberish nonsense that apparently describes cake

"Hork hork hork glorp glorp gloop gloop gloop doot doot, Cake at Stake!"

by Robiginal October 25, 2025

Hork a fatty and go to bed

To snort a large line of cocaine and then immediately lay down and go to sleep. Usually used in jest.

"Let's hork a fatty and go to bed, I have along day tomorrow"

by BarryCat June 3, 2024