Hippopotamurph 

Anyone who is 300+ lbs while simultaneously being loud as hell. Sometimes he touches people without consent .

Yo! There is a wild Hippopotamurph in my school!

Hippopotamurph by Yopoyrsgko April 6, 2023

HippopotaPUS 

Someone who is scared/ being a big pussy

Quit being a HippopotaPUS!

Zackery was a HippopotaPUS cause he wouldn't go skydiving.

HippopotaPUS by brittanybandooo December 14, 2023

Hyppopotamus 

used to describe someone who mistakes words commonly

1. "You hyppopotamus, I knew you couldn't be trusted in the spelling bee!"

2. He is a hyppopotamus because he mistook the word rain for his friend.

Hyppopotamus by orlando roland May 6, 2025

hippopotamograph 

Part of the stoned ramblings of two friends during school time.

Holy shit man, what the hell was that? *bird noises* Shit, there it goes again. That's got to be one of those Hippopotamographs. Shit! *hides*

hippopotamograph by Sirthingo July 17, 2007

Hippocrotamus 

A person with an ego of mammoth proportions, too large to fit the standard "hypocrite" label.

Girl 1: I can't believe Mary had sex with Jamie after they've only dated a month, what a slut.

Girl 2: Didn't you hook up with some guy you'd known for 2 hours last weekend? You're a hippocrotamus.

Hippocrotamus by Girl Interrupted August 30, 2010

hintopotamus 

one who constantly drops hints.

whats that smell (hint hint) pooo has the toilet blocked up again (hint hint) do you want this spare toothbrush (hint hint) 'what are you some sort of hintopotamus'

hintopotamus by biggie swan October 7, 2011

hippopotamonster 

a hippopotamus that looks terrible.

The hippo is terrible in the extreme. It is apt to call it a hippopotamonster.

hippopotamonster by uttam maharjan November 29, 2011