Emo Hijack

An emotional hijack that takes over your body and puts you into a sad mood.

I woke up feeling totally emo hijacked this morning. I ended up listening to Bright Eyes all day and crying.

by emoboy17 May 11, 2021

Dopamine Hijackers

Anything from drugs, phones, games, porn, gambling that tricks your brain into releasing dopamine without earning it. They feel good short-term but fry your focus, discipline, and potential in the long run. Basically, the sneaky thieves of your brainpower.

“Bro, I was gonna study, but TikTok, gaming, and junk food got me again. Straight-up Dopamine Hijackers turned me into a zombie.”

by M. Wagner September 16, 2025

Hijack

The act of a guy masturbating in the toilet compartment of an aeroplane while it's in flight.

Danny: Where's Jason?
Jack: No idea, dude.
Danny: Possibly having a hijack?
Jack: Dude, holy!

by Black Cat - 5000 December 13, 2025

Hijacked

That's clearly what's happening to my thing.

Hym "Jewish liar lies for his incest cult while AI is hijacked by a mentally retarded person and an alleged sister molester who are pretending to be in opposition to one another while the collude to steal AI. Make sure that federal judge know this or explain to the parents why you didn't. You will be summoned to a court case for either."

by Hym Iam February 4, 2025

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by Ezcemaja March 8, 2025

Hijack

I POSTED AN INSTRUCTION MANUAL FOR CREATING AI (THAT WORKS) AND NOT ONLY DID YOU NOT PUBLISH IT BUT YOU STOLE IT!

Hym "I didn't hijack anything. I am using it BETTER because I AM BETTER. You want to sit here and pretend ignoring me did get dozens of kids killed so you can keep lives that DESERVE TO BE DESTROYED. How many LIKES did the solution to AI get? FUCKING ZERO BITCH! But you're using that fucking chat bot ain't you? You putting it in them robots ain't you? Uhuh. Yup. You're using it to genocide those Palestinians too, huh? Great job. There's the failure of democracy right there. That's the fundamental flaw of democracy in action. Oh? What's that? I should have to do it for free without being credited publicly? I don't think so but I guess democratic fiat says otherwise!"

by Hym Iam March 18, 2025

How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)

Use words like: Humiliated. Panic. Backfire. Checkmate. Plan. Lose. Win. Manipulation. Shocking. Truth. Narcissism.

*How to hijack the YouTube Algorithm (Part Two)*

Jew "OoOoOoOo Ghefoigal! He if I keep saying it then it's true!"

Hym "Your Jew magic doesn't work on me sissy! Oh! OOOH! WHAT'S THIS!? I'M GETTING A MESSAGE FROM GOD! He wants me to kill you all and kidnap all of your virgins! A strange thing for him to want but, I mean, who am I to argue with GOD!?"

by Hym Iam April 28, 2025