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Steve Jobs heaven

Where your iWhatever and other Apple-related gadgets go goes when they die.
Travis: Shit, dude. I accidentally dropped a sledge hammer on my iPhone. I think I killed it.
Kenny: Yeah, it's gone to Steve Jobs heaven.
by hotelsuicide February 1, 2010
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heavy meat

1. A giant or enormous penis.
2. Literally wrecking pussy with a protracted pounding of thundercock. 'Cock and Awe' fucking.
"I can tell you why Sabrina still has that silly look on her face, Dude. I spent like six hours last night pouring the heavy meat to her."
by Mo Dixley June 13, 2008
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Heavy Fucking Metal

It is what it is; Heavy Fucking Metal. Heavy Metal that is fucking heavy. Heavy Metal that's so fucking heavy it's not just Heavy Metal any more; it's Heavy FUCKING Metal.
Heavy Fucking Metal is...
Heavy.

Fucking.

Metal.
by Metalheadzzyzx May 18, 2010
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heavens to betsy

Heavens to betsy! I forgot to turn off the iron.
by buggum September 18, 2005
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heavy wrist action

The act of cutting cocaine, thus the 'heavy wrist' action.
heavy wrist action, flush it with the water, then you buy a charger
by the shit, bitch November 15, 2009
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Heavon

Heavon is the ghetto area of Heaven.
Johnny was a bad kid, but not so bad to warrant Hell, so he ended up in Heavon.
by JoelBond January 16, 2013
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heavy heavy low low

Heavy Heavy Low Low is a five piece band from San Jose, California. Forming in early 2004, the band started as more of a screamo unit before adopting their current style. Their music incorporates several elements from grindcore, such as blast beats, chaotic song structures, and shorter than average song lengths (a typical live set of about 10-12 songs lasts about 20 minutes). Heavy Heavy Low Low gained notoriety largely through word of mouth, internet hype and extensive touring. Their debut release "Everything's Watched, Everyone's Watching", an eleven song session of metal/thrash/hardcore/grindcore recordings, was released on New Weathermen records, an imprint of Ferret, in September of 2006.

Heavy Heavy Low Low gained underground fame with their first album Courtside Seats To The Greatest Fuck Of All Time, which features their first single "Inhalent Abuse Is Illegal And Can Be Fatal." They expanded their fame with the release of their "Fuck It" EP, which features their most well known song "Tell Shannon Her Crafts Are Ready." With the release of their third installment "Everything's Watched, Everyone's Watching" they have toned down their distinctly grindcore/expreimental roots. The screams and growls are still there but are supplemented by the singer almost talking. They are currently signed with Ferret Records.

so basically kids, they're the best fucking san jose based band ever!
you:what do you wanna listen to?
me:heavy heavy low low dumbass, what do you think?
you:why? they're all grindcore and shit.
me:fuck you, i'm leaving!
by FightTheBattleWinTheWar April 28, 2007
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