herbal essences

A shampoo that somehow makes women experience a sexual orgasm. One major reason why the birth rate has fallen.

(heavy moaning and delighted shrieks in the bathroom)
Teen: Oh god! Mom's using the Herbal Essences again!
Mother: Oh Yes! Yes!!! Yes!

Shampoo making people orgasm? It doesn't make me that happy and I usually have to fake it.

by Lorelili December 29, 2007

heeby-jeebies

A general feeling of unease or vague anxiety, usually caused by mildly to moderately awkward social situations and sometimes involving inappropriate or unwanted displays of affection among persons whom are young or unfamiliar.

"Did you see that guy making kissy faces at me over there?"

"Yeah, he's creepy... he gives me the heeby-jeebies!"

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"Can you believe those two? They're only in sixth grade!"

"Word. They're a little young for that... it kinda gives me the heeby-jeebies."

by jcalaw63 February 24, 2010

Herb Dean

A bad ass UFC referee, also slang for marijuana.

Could you acquire some potent Herb Dean for our get together this evening?

by 6154pjd November 28, 2010

Herbery

Herbery is the study of marijuana and its respective components, be it wax, budder, hash, oils or edibles. Herbery's focus is not just on the effects of these substances upon the mental state, but also on methods of growth and cultivation of all matter containing THC.

"As a graduate from UCLA with a Ph.D. in Herbery, I consider myself a worthy judge concerning the dankness of your kush."

"Mergy Bergleson, a leading authority in the field of Herbery, has discovered that the purple in your bud is directly and proportionally related to the heaviness of the high."

by tokeyganjes January 28, 2013

Lord Herbie

Lord Herbie is the leader of a cult operating behind the scenes at Highland Highschool in Albuquerque, New Mexico. He's depicted wearing a large black cloak like most of of his followers and also wears a Herbie hornet mask. Herbie the Hornet is Highland's school mascot and also probably most likely inspired Lord Herbie's name.

P1: Oh shit! Lord Herbie just fucking sacrificed Mike
P2: You mean that nerd in our biology class?

by JBROZ TV February 1, 2020

herb cookie

Hottest thing to ever exist

Omg have you seen herb cookie? He's so hot!!!!!! 1!1!2!!1!2!2!!1

by wankerluvr337 September 4, 2021

herban guerilla

Drug dealer, specifically marijuana. Usually denotes a small timer who isn't much of a problem, just an annoyance.

Have you seen James? He's a true herban guerilla, doesn't sell more than dub sacks but you can find him nearly anywhere you could want to smoke.

by jellywerker February 8, 2009