herbe

Yet another term used for marijuana.

Wanna smoke some herbe?

by Kitty Kitty March 31, 2005

Dirty Herbert

When a man keeps his neighbors pants and fights Germans in them

I had a dirty Herbert with the bloke next door

by Rowena 3 June 8, 2019

herbert

(Her - Bert) The generic term used to describe moronic sub-humans who loiter around outside tacky fast food resteraunts and off licences. The term can be used in conjunction chavs and janners.

As a social class the Herbert prefers Burberry knock-offs Argos jewellery and cheap cider. The males are individually weak and easily scared off, yet in groups they can be intimidating bastards who will try to ponce anything from cigarettes to small change off you.

Herberts are not only recognisable by their shitty dress sense they are also borderline Neanderthals. They possess no grasp of wit or irony - they are proud of there ignorance and take pleasure in insulting anyone with a grain more intelligence than they possess. I imagine that's why they are so obnoxious to everyone...

I was walking past the off-licence at 10 last night and i encountered a group of herberts - one stood up next to me and demanded that i blix my watch to him.

I pushed him over and stampted on his head 18 times... At this point a police officer stopped me and took over.

by Marwick84 September 30, 2005

Julius Herbert

Doctor J.

This guy in my math class from Denver, but stuck in Tacoma. A fellow Colorado four corners/Colorado native.

Dr. J and Travis give Mr. Long hell in 4th period.

by Grimm_Demize October 28, 2003

Herbert

Someone with huge nipples. They usually wear really tight clothes so you can see it more clearly.

"What's that?"

Oh it's Herbert, his nipples are in the way...

by itcanbeunseentruth October 20, 2011

Herbert

The Star Trek reference to Kirk being called a Herbert could not have been the point when Star Trek 'jumped the shark' as the term was not coined until 1977 when the Fonz actually jumped a shark!

You are a Herbert!

by j0hn52 March 16, 2016

Herbertheperver

A useful idiot who thinks their opinion should matter just because there's an outlet for their ignorance readily available.

Herbertheperver is a useful idiot who's too dense to realize it.

by AaronEmus December 18, 2018