Hemingway Defense

Where the stress and work of artistic expression is used to excuse substance abuse, chemical dependencies and other toxic coping-mechanisms.

"I also employed the world-famous Hemingway Defense... which goes something like this: as a writer, I am a very sensitive fellow, but I am also a man, and real men don't give in to their sensitivities. Only sissy-men do that. Therefore I drink. How else can I face the existential horror of it all and continue to work? Besides, come on, I can handle it. A real man always can."
-- Stephen King

by The Logical Fallacy February 17, 2023

harry hemmings

A male with an incredible large penis and who always gets a girl on him whenever he wants

Harry Hemmings you are so good on me

by emilysexygirl123 August 18, 2016

Bryce Hemming

Loves men. Likes to have sex with his dad and brothers and loves dick up his ass.

Bryce Hemming is gay

by BIG DICK AIDAN February 26, 2019

Bryce Hemming

Has tiny dick and loves to suck guys moldy toes

Bryce Hemming is so gay

by BIG DICK AIDAN February 28, 2019

Ernest Hemingway'in

Move in Onlinegames where the performing player jumps out of a window into a crowd of enemies and kills at least one of them. Mostly dangerous because of the amount of enemies. If performed correctly, one can run back and go behind cover. Can be performed multiple times in a row.

Named after a player by the Name of hemingway who was seen performing this move.

Player A: I'm gonna jump out of the window and kill that dude.
Player B: Yeet, you Ernest Hemingway'in dat fag.

by GMan1988 October 14, 2019

Ernest Hemingway

An absolute fucking unit, and a guy that cannot keep his dick in his trousers

Ernest Hemingway banged my wife..

by Ernest Hemingway May 16, 2022

hemingway

Verb, to blow one's brains out with a shotgun. Usually used in reference to suicide, but can be used to denote homicide as well. Named after American author Ernest Hemingway who died by hemingway.

John: Did you hear? Kurt Cobain died!!
Jane: Yeah, I heard he hemingwayed himself!

John: I hate this office job! I might have to hemingway everybody in here!

by Kraft_d May 19, 2010