A person or thing who gets so odd if she is rejected by an ogre she attemptes to burn all of yours cloths
by Triquad July 14, 2018
A faggot whos either a male or female idefk. Looks like an ape, sounds like an ape, behaves like an ape. Her tall mofo bro and her constantly flip each other off. Have witnessed it first hand
Faggot#1:"Ay look theres Hazel the Ape."
Faggot#2:"Give her a banana she's gonna deepthroath it real good."
Faggot#2:"Give her a banana she's gonna deepthroath it real good."
by Shidmaster420 April 05, 2022
A wild, party girl by day and night. She loves to smoke lots of weed and drink alcohol all day long. She's a teacher sometimes. She likes to get high and walk down rivers. She likes little kittens and enjoys dancing to shitty music. She hates some guy named Colin.
"Hey look at that girl all stoned, dancing to Savage Garden, I bet her name is Hazel."
"Dude we just ran out of booze, invite Hazel over, she always has shit."
"Is that teacher drunk?".."Yeah that's the new 4th grade teacher Hazel, she's always smashed.."
"Dude we just ran out of booze, invite Hazel over, she always has shit."
"Is that teacher drunk?".."Yeah that's the new 4th grade teacher Hazel, she's always smashed.."
by djjr33 July 09, 2014
by I_amcool December 17, 2020
NOUN:a part-mexican bitch that thinks she is tough but, is really white as they come.
ADJECTIVE: a slut who calls other people prude when they really aren't.
ADJECTIVE: a slut who calls other people prude when they really aren't.
1. Simon: Dayum, shes really being a hazel today.
Ricardo: Ew, I know, what a loser!
2. Jenny: what a hazel!
Yalonda: Who would have though she would stoop that low?
Ricardo: Ew, I know, what a loser!
2. Jenny: what a hazel!
Yalonda: Who would have though she would stoop that low?
by fuxupurfac3 February 18, 2008
by hicktownboy1991 June 06, 2009
"wow shes gay and loves jasmine loads even though jasmine doesnt want her babies"
"i know!!! what a hazel!!"
"i know!!! what a hazel!!"
by alicepocketthellobum May 11, 2008