Definitions by djjr33

Hazel 

A wild, party girl by day and night. She loves to smoke lots of weed and drink alcohol all day long. She's a teacher sometimes. She likes to get high and walk down rivers. She likes little kittens and enjoys dancing to shitty music. She hates some guy named Colin.

"Hey look at that girl all stoned, dancing to Savage Garden, I bet her name is Hazel."

"Dude we just ran out of booze, invite Hazel over, she always has shit."

"Is that teacher drunk?".."Yeah that's the new 4th grade teacher Hazel, she's always smashed.."

Hazel by djjr33 July 9, 2014