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Bryce Harpering

When a good looking male athlete cannot prevent himself from acting like a douchebag in a social setting. This person can never properly connect with his peers. Will always eventually revert back to meat-head status.
Dj was having a great time at the party, but he eventually started Bryce Harpering.

We needed Eric to chill-out and stop Bryce Harpering.
by ponzi_joe May 17, 2013
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whats fappening

to ask what is going on in one's sexual life, similar to asking whats happening.
guy 1: hey man whats fappening?
guy 2: eh very little, been on a dry streak lately.
by w.e.e.b. July 28, 2011
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Happenis

A clothing company based in Orlando, Florida, that uses an erect Penis as its logo.
Wow, sweet shirt! Did that come from Happenis?
Yep.
by CelticsFan69 October 9, 2008
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Happenis

It means that you are happy by dick.
My mom: You know what this dick fills me with? HAPPENIS.
by *Jorge* September 17, 2020
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Tappening

When you accidentally like a photo from someone your stalking, and your anxiety takes a fucking nose dive into fuckmeville.
"He liked one of my photos on Instagram a month ago and then deleted his account the next day."
"Well that's one way to deal with the tappening."
by anon6574 July 14, 2016
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Re-hyphening

1) The act of mentally shifting a hyphen in a sentence or comment which contains the pattern {adjective-ass noun} Used for personal amusement only. From the webcomic xkcd (www.xkcd.com/37)

2) Verbally expressing this mental re-hyphening to show discontent or apathy toward a person's vocabulary, word choice, comment, or the person in general.

Take note: Not all hyphens can be shifted for this effect - i.e. phrases like No-Talent Ass Clown or Punk-Ass Bitch - because the hyphens either don't make sense anywhere else, or they're just funnier where they are.
1)
Person One: Man, that's one ghetto-ass car!
Person Two: (Thinks: "Man, that's one ghetto ass-car!") Hehehe.

2)
Person One: I had a nasty-ass cold last week.
Person Two: An ass-cold? Is that some new STD?

Person One: Goddamn, I'm one bad-ass fucker!
Person Two: Yes, I bet you're a horrible ass-fucker, and I'm sure your boyfriend would agree.
Person One: Quit re-hyphening me, you ass bastard!
by E-McJeevey December 2, 2010
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harpering

Did you harper her last night?

I enjoy harpering
by Ji Youn Young December 12, 2009
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