Hambon

A Welsh person of sound farming knowledge. Knows their way around the Royal Welsh.

He's a good hambon him, just look at his herd

Eleri is a proper hambon, I saw her getting hammered in the members tent

by cheese_and_crackers April 21, 2021

hamboned

To get really nice and drunk.

I'm getting hamboned tonight.

by Anonymous April 14, 2003

Hammocking

The act of setting up and subsequently chilling in a hammock.

College student 1: Hey bro, what you doing after class?

College student 2: I'm going hammocking out at the state park, wanna come?

by FisherofMen October 21, 2012

hammond

the process of peeing down ones throat

paul: im really in the mood for some hammond.
suzie: say less daddy!

by papathatwillpeedownyourthroat October 31, 2020

Hambot

A hambot is a burger with no bread that's pretty retarded. Just like a HAM but you usually call someone a hambot when they're just being extra stupid and slow wether that has to do with making money or using common sense.

That kid Gilbert’s a hambot. He's flexing fake designer on the gram and he tried selling that shit to me.

by Highest Burner October 4, 2023

chinana hammock

In the Era of the Corona pandemic, a mask that is worn improperly (i.e. under the chin.)

Did you see Wayne's mask on his chin again, it looks like a banana hammock... it's a chinana hammock! Wonder if he wears his boxers like that?

by GinAniG July 15, 2021

2 Handed Hammond

The 2 Handed Hammond is a very large penis that requires 2 hands to hold.

The old man stood in front of city hall telling the police chief about his 2 Handed Hammond. I showed this hooker my 2 Handed Hammond; She said it was the biggest she'd ever seen.

by DakotaDog4874 January 24, 2016