don't hassel the hoff

Clever, albeit overused (in some circles) retort to anyone attempting to pour haterade on the parade of one Mr. David Hasselhoff.

Schmo: David Hasselhoff is gay/lame/can't sing or act, etc etc

Clever Retort: Hey, don't hassel the hoff! His legend just keeps growing. "Only in America" could such a person find such success. So don't hassel the hoff, baby...

by Gun Slinga! January 1, 2009

Hamse

Hamse is by far one of the funniest Malis out there, he just makes everyone laugh during school and knows what to say at what moment. But he can be the most annoying person you ever meet too.

That person over there is really like hamse

by Small lad December 10, 2018

fuck himself straight

the stage between thinking you are gay and admitting it to yourself.

happens often with gay guys, they will have sex with a lot of girls to try to turn themselves straight.

it usually doesn't work. after this, they realize they can't change it and begin to accept it.

person 1: "jason had sex with so many girls.. i didn't know he was gay."
person 2: "yeah, he tried to fuck himself straight. didn't work, though."

by knifeaudition June 11, 2006

hasselhoffing

To name drop your own name in hopes of getting VIP treatment...often at a B rated facility.

That asshole was totally hasselhoffing his way into the Spice Girls reunion concert.

by 72andsunny January 14, 2015

Hasselhoffed

1. To have David Hasselhoff edited into a photograph of yourself, usually with sexually suggestive results
2. To be on the recieving end of sexual relations with David Hasselhoff

1. John Hasselhoffed a photo of me, now it looks like we're showering together!
2. I heard that Kiru was Hasselhoffed last night. Then again, who hasn't been?

by Rind November 11, 2003

Hasselhoff

Hasselhoff, David

A literal God among men.

Most well known in the States for his roles in Baywatch, Knight Rider, various cameos, and infamous popularity in Germany.

His finest moment was, by far, a role in the Star Wars knock-off Star Crash, in which he played the Prince of the Universe alongside a Texan robot, a porn star, the dad from The Sound of Music, and some random guy with the ability to see the future.

The move also features Space Cavemen, Space Amazons, and a giant space station shaped like a hand.

Go see it.

I'm not saying I'm gay or anything, but I would so do David Hasselhoff.

by Harry S. Truman October 27, 2004

raab himself

Chris Raab, credited frequently as Raab Himself, born May 21, 1980 in Willow Grove, Pennsylvania is an active crew member of Viva la Bam and appeared frequently in MTV's Jackass. As a part of the original Jackass crew, Raab also appears in numerous CKY movies which were a "co-precursor" for the MTV series. Hobbies include mountain biking and shitting on camera.

His unique moniker is credited to his close friend Bam Margera, who is often seen punching or slapping Raab throughout the various TV series.

did i mention that he's Matt Damon's nephew?

by benzophenone January 11, 2005