gumbleberry

This is a berry of gum that is often found in the female genetalia. It is formed due to many dufferent forms of sperm plastering the clitterus.

Holy Fuck Maureen how am I meant to fuck you with that big gumbleberry. Now I'll have to blow it up your ass McCombe

by Big balls robert May 5, 2005

guhbleshyoo

The way most people pronounce "God Bless You" (said at the end of a sneeze)The three words slowly just morphed into one.

Joe:*sneeze*
Me:Guhbleshyoo!
Joe: Don't you mean God bless you?

by bobm123 December 23, 2007

Gumbler

A word that can also take the place of saying dick.

I got my gumbler sucked last night.

by Chris Mac Donald July 1, 2005

cum gubbler

a female who enjoys the act of swallowing cum.

That cum gubbler ate my cock good last night.

by titsngrits December 23, 2009

Guble

The secret organization of the zOMG!

Person 1: OMG have you heard of guble?

Person 2: Yes, I'm apart of their clan!

by Purple_P3 September 26, 2009

Guylemma

(2nd alternate definition to guylemma)

Guy trying to please his SO fails regardless of what effort he puts forth. Fellow can't decide which direction to go because he's damned either way.

1.
Bob: Hey honey, look at the cute yoga jacket I got you from that new shop!
Betty: Umm, you said you'd be home early and you were shopping?!
Bob: But, but... ugh, what a guylemma. I was shopping for you!
Betty: What did you say?
Bob: Hrmph...

2.
Bob: Dude, hey, I'm not sure what yoga jacket to get my wife. I think she wears a larger size than this, but if I get her the XL, she'll think I think she's fat.
Dude: Whoa, quite a guylemma you're in there my brother. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.

by chromedude July 23, 2010

gublerholic

when you only have sexual attraction to Matthew Gray Gubler.

“Mom... im a gublerholic”

by anonymous December 30, 2020