by Johnsohy April 15, 2025
Get the Gurtmug. Person A: I knew this was going to happen
Gurt: What he's doing is very smart... But also very dangerous
Person B: He's gurting!
Gurt: What he's doing is very smart... But also very dangerous
Person B: He's gurting!
by realtazzy April 27, 2025
Get the gurtingmug. The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.
Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024
Get the Gurtingmug. by itskobra April 13, 2025
Get the Gurtingmug. You see that George is gurting.
He’s very smart and but what he is doing is also very dangerous so he is gurting.
He’s very smart and but what he is doing is also very dangerous so he is gurting.
by JohnWick345 April 17, 2025
Get the gurtingmug. by Sugarc00kieeee May 2, 2025
Get the Gurtingmug. 