Go-gurted

Upon completion, the condom is ripped off of the males penis and the ejaculate is slurped out as if it was a go-gurt.
She couldnt possibly wait any longer, she needed that seed. She ripped the condom off and go-gurted like she never has before.
by Jimmy gallon69 December 01, 2019
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gurted

when AmeRespectJohnson touches you. #metoo
Ame gurted me. I'm a victim.

Did you hear the news. There's a new victim, they say he was gurted. He was just 12. They think the perpetrator is Ame-chan.
by ame victim #5 December 02, 2023
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Gurting

The act of tying a living child to a weight bench, and sitting on their face with a bare bottom while doing extensive weight workouts. A partner then starts shoving paintings up its ass and saves it for munting it when it suffocates.
Tim: “I got a kid in the back of my van, let’s go gurting!”
John: “Hell yeah let me grab my rope and bench, so we can later workout on it and shove paintings up it’s ass!”
Tim: “I can’t wait to munt them!”
by JohnAdams57 March 18, 2024
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Doing a gurt

Doing a gurt
Doing a gurt. Often used as a phrase for getting with somebody when you are drunk then wondering how on earth to get out of it.
by GURTRUDE FOREVER April 13, 2018
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Blapta gurt

Are we going to the quarry?”
Hundo P
“Blapta gurt!”
by Blaptaboy July 23, 2022
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Slinging Go-Gurt

The Act of after receiving head with a Condom on and then taking said Condom and hitting Someone with it.
Could be the person who gave head or a random bystander, Watch your head.
"I ended up Slinging Go-gurt at her and then leaving"
"I know someone around here Slings Go-Gurt so be careful"
by maire August 16, 2021
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Gurt

When a nasty women ejaculates, but it comes out of her anus. Essentially sharting during sex only it’s not just poop, it’s slimy and in a liquid state
Yeah bro I was giving Nadia back shots and I saw her butthole start to quiver. I knew she was about to Gurt but I didn’t care. Safe to say I spent the next hour in the shower getting all the Gurt off of me and I just threw my sheets away. But what can I say, gurters have the most fun!
by Gurt lover 56 April 21, 2024
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