Gunnar

gunnar is a lovable retard who never fails to make you want to kill yourself. he’s also very funny, he needs homework answers all the time, yet he’s smarter than you somehow. his favorite thing to do is be horribly racist towards everyone and everything. he’s extremely gay, but he can’t go a day without being homophobic. his favorite two words are “sieg heil”. everyone likes gunnar.

“gunnar is gay”
“we know”

by schmito November 28, 2023

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The Gunnar B ©

Large friendly, yellow, couch potato. Sometimes referred to as dog, but swears he is human. Loves to spread his "gunnar glitter" like it's the VID-19. The Gunnar B likes peepaw, cheezburgs, takoes, and any other human foods he can find. Belly rubs are required for friendship. Unlimited kisses included. Prefers to be far away from his 8 siblings, must must be centimeters away from mom at all times. Will kill for a pup cup.

Accomplishments:
- Graduated community college with an AAS in photography
- Currently works at a pet store, "stocking" treats and toys (not to be left unattended)
- Can eat a whole couch in under a minute
- Solely owns and operates his very own photography business, Gunnar B's Photography

WARNING: may lick you to death, unless you choke on his gunnar glitter first or steal his peepaw. NEVER steal the peepaw.

The Gunnar B © is the best dog ever!

I LOVE my Gunnar B! 5 stars!

by certifiedagent December 7, 2023

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