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grease butt

Having to wipe your ass hours after shitting. An un clean, slippery feeling between your ass cheeks that often leaves skidmarks on your underwear.
Your shitting again? No, I have grease butt and need to wipe, again.
grease butt by Kired Leon October 24, 2014

Dick Grease 

1. A liquid like substance applied to thee male organ
2. A greasy slimy substance used to masterbate
3. Perspiration from the male organ
Dude it smells like dick grease in this joint.
Honey i don't like that position, you get your dick grease all over me.

Forearm grease 

(noun)
Phenomenon that occurs when wearing a long-sleeved shirt, jacket, sweater, etc. while carrying out a messy task with the hands (such as painting, eating tacos, sorting garbage, moving dusty furniture, changing a diaper, unclogging a toilet, or having sex).

The sleeves are rolled up in order to aid in providing more freedom and mobility with the hands, however, those gotdamn sleeves keep falling down and refuse to stay rolled up, resulting in them getting in the way and being dirtied in the process.

Usually and inexplicably happens with a piece of clothing that the owner particularly likes.
Larry: Yo, what's all that crud on the sleeves of your varsity jacket?

George: It sucks man, I was wearing it last night while Simone and I were doing the nasty. We were so hasty that I didn't feel like taking it off, so I rolled up my sleeves and proceeded to zoom-zoom in her boom-boom! ....Unfortunately, stupid gravity kept making the sleeves fall down and I got sex juice all over them.

Larry: Damn, son. Bad case of forearm grease. So.... how's dat Simone ass?

George: Larry, stfu
Forearm grease by Mr. Berzerker January 1, 2014

Greaser Punk 

A Greaser Punk is a Punk that dresses like a Greaser with jeans and or Dickie's, rolled up selves and pants. Who might be into hot rods as 50's greasers were. With hair combed back with various oils, "greased" back. This person might wear punk band t-shirt and punk wrist bands (bracelet) and other punk ant-fashion.
Guy 1. That guy drives a hot rod and dress like a Greaser yet he wears Punk band t-shirt, like, The Ramones and Dead Kennedys.

Guy 2. He must be a Greaser Punk.
Greaser Punk by Celtic Guy May 17, 2006

grease trucks 

The Infamous Grease Trucks are located on the street Corner of Hamilton Street and College ave, located next to the Quad at Rutgers. New Brunswick, the food is amazing and will make you hurt inside, some variations include fried chicken cheese steak and mozzarella sticks on a sub roll with fries lettuce and tomato, with catsup known as the fat knight.... the grease trucks originated there but their "Fat" sandwiches have spread to other parts of the country and can be found all over new jersey and various places in the United States, the trucks have also been voted my maxum magazine as the best sandwhich in ameria for the fat darrel
The Grease Trucks have been the leading cause of heart attacks in America since their invention years ago
grease trucks by rOBbRONSON August 15, 2006

Greasent 

Some thing or situation that is simultaneously greasy and decent.
Carl: "Dan's bass solo was good for how drunk he was."

Trevor: "Really quite greasent."
Greasent by DosBillos200 February 20, 2011