Gaspard

Is a french male who thinks he's smooth with the ladies but is really just Awkward. He sees beauty in common things. Is a fairytale romantic. Does not care about the world around him if you are upset. Will also look you in the eyes while hugging you saying he's sorry. Loves intensely. Is a provider and protector of the woman he loves. Is not a jealous guy. Will carry you on his back if you are to drunk to walk. He is trust worthy and loves an adventure. Also likes to wear the pants in the relationship because he's French.

Gaspard is the type of man I want to meet in Paris on vacation durring spring time. . Fairy Tail Romantic

by shelbycola October 12, 2017

gasper

Someone who likes to be choked or strangled while having sexual relations.

Before he tied me up to f*ck me, I reminded him that I'm a gasper.

by Queen of the Gaspers September 8, 2006

grasping at straws

When you're on the spot and you're looking to say some concrete shit but you have nothing to say.

Donald Rumsfeld explained to the committee where the WMD's were, but he was clearly grasping at straws.

by Shigity Bap May 16, 2005

german gaspedal

pulling someone towards you and kicking them in the nuts, HARD.

While in the hallway talking to my girlfriend Mark booked me, I then decided to turn around and give the bastard a german gaspedal.

by quiefer April 12, 2008

Grasping at Straws

Making wild and often times unbelievable assumptions or using far fetched ideas and possibilities to reach the desired conclusion.

The police were trying to make a conviction, but they were just grasping at straws.

by Gramarye June 16, 2008

gaspshock

when you get scared! you scream this out loud..

it's a combination of gasp which is a very powerful word and shock, another powerful word..

and when combined together, it is the most powerful expression!

GASPSHOCK! I saw Mandy making out with Randy.

by alyy January 23, 2008

Gasper chair

An improvised chair made of cardboard boxes, often used at a startup business with a shortage of furniture.

They were all huddled around the long table, some of them sitting on Gasper chairs hastily put together from teeshirt boxes.

by hey youz guys May 1, 2015