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goggle salute

Another way of waving,saying Hi!,saying thanks,acknowledging a compliment,whilst wearing goggles of any type doing any activity.The goggle salute is done by grasping the lower part of lense frame {right or left} with thumb and upper part with middle finger and moving goggle outwards about 1-2 cm a few times in a jaunty and care free fasion.Usualy accompanied with a smirk,eyebrow arch or other smart-ass look.
"Sebulba gave the un-ruly crowd a Goggle Salute before the start of the Boonta Eve Classic pod race."

" The leggy blonde gave me a sly smile as I rode passed on my Harley.I gave her a fast Goggle Salute then roared off."
by BEAS. June 4, 2007
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I don't know why I have these goggles

A phrase uttered by those who have given up on life after realizing their existence is meaningless, futile, and possibly fraudulent. Etymology: Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode "Dumber Dolls"
Happy Time Harry: Hey, wiggle jiggle, why you jiggle so much? Is it because he know deep inside you're a fraud? ... What the hell do you need night vision goggles for? You're a hillbilly!

Jiggle Billy: I don't know why I have these goggles ...
by Cephiroth May 15, 2010
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Godless Scum

A group of rugby players from University College London.
UCL Rugby are the Godless Scum.

(To the tune of Que Sera, Sera)

When I was just a little boy,
I asked my mother what would I be?
Would I be U-C or would I be King's,
Here's what she said to me...

Wash your mouth out son,
Go fetch you father's gun,
And shoot all the godless scum,
KCL, C-L.

KCL, C-L,
Whatever will be, will be.
We shat on the LSE,
KCL, C-L.
by Captain Fabio October 21, 2008
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clout goggles

by Mica(yu)h June 27, 2017
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Berkeley goggles

Similar to the beer goggles effect, a person which one would not find typically attractive is seen as attractive. This effect is a cause of the UC Berkeley bubble, where a lesser amount of typically attractive people exist. Another factor included is the envelopment of academia connected to a decline in one's social life.
Me: At first I didn't think (insert name here) was so cute, but there is something different about them this semester.

Friend: Looks like you're sporting the Berkeley goggles now. You've been in the Berkeley bubble too long. At least your option has a good personality.
by OskiSurf August 27, 2008
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Digipen goggles

When normally unattractive girls seem smokin' hot because of an extended period of time attending Digipen Institute of Technology (which is nearly void of females).
Whenever I go to somewhere in the real world I think "whow, girl, whow!" because of these damned Digipen goggles.
by JHnewt March 29, 2004
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work goggles

Derived from beer goggles--while trapped a work surrounded by almost all unattractive people, someone has one redeeming attractive quality that elevates them to a much higher attractiveness status than they would in other environments.
Bob: Wow, Sally is hot, look at those legs!!
Bill: Yeah, she's cute at best if we're in a bar, but here at work she's the cat's meow compared to all the other ugly women.
Bob: I hear ya, my work goggles are playing games with me!!
by Mikey Mozzeltoff December 27, 2008
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