slip one past the goalie

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.

Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

clark the canadian hockey goalie

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.

clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"

by boots13 March 22, 2009

Slipping one past the goalie

To fuck the chick in the ass and for the cum to seep out of the bum hole into the vagina

Friend: I heard you slipping one past the goalie during anal sex
Guy: Yeah, Sheila is pregnant now.

by Cox in ya mouf November 28, 2021

slip one past the goalie

To successfully have sexual intercourse with a woman who has told you no. (Rape)

She told Brian she didn't want to have sex last night, so he tried to slip one past the goalie.

by Stonograph August 20, 2007

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

Girls Lacrosse goalie

The Girls lacrosse goalie is a physco crazy person who has no fears what so ever and doesn’t give a crap about what other lame people say and if a boy try’s to ask her out and impress her you best believe he’s going to get the crap beat out of him because she lets no one stand in her way and that’s not going to change also if people say that the are lazy they should go to any lacrosse practices in the area and they will unlock a new fear that will stick with them for life and they will want to join so that they don’t get the crap beat out if them

A girls lacrosse goalie is the craziest most amazing and important team me ever and she caries the entire team on her back or should I say lacrosse stick

by The crazy goalie stocking you June 5, 2022

Goalie Build

Where a female has a abnormally large build, resembling a goalie all geared up.

Cole- Dayum bro have you seen how big jess is?
Alex- Yeah bro she has that goalie build on her!
Cole- yeah bro she big big.

by Hozeyahzz December 7, 2023