slip one past the goalie

verb. To impreagnate a woman; usually occuring during intercourse where some form of contraceptive is used.

Dude, that sucks. I heard you slipped one past the goalie.

by Jeb from NH July 25, 2003

clark the canadian hockey goalie

a great sterotypical video on youtube about canadian hockey players playing baseball. great canadian vocabulary including u fricken hoser, and what are you talking aboot.

clark the canadian hockey goalie says, "u fricken hoser"

by boots13 November 07, 2008

Slipping one past the goalie

To fuck the chick in the ass and for the cum to seep out of the bum hole into the vagina

Friend: I heard you slipping one past the goalie during anal sex
Guy: Yeah, Sheila is pregnant now.

by Cox in ya mouf November 28, 2021

slip one past the goalie

To successfully have sexual intercourse with a woman who has told you no. (Rape)

She told Brian she didn't want to have sex last night, so he tried to slip one past the goalie.

by Stonograph August 16, 2007

just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score

if a person has a girlfriend, it doesn't mean that you don't have a chance with them.

"marry him"
"he has a girlfriend"
"just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score"

by yerlocaldumplingdealer January 27, 2019

Goalie

1. A cockblocker.
2. A friend or acquaintance who tries to prevent someone from sexual interactions.

This mofucka has been playin goalie all night. I just want to get my dick wet. Dam!

by .eSp. August 02, 2024

Goalie

somebody who puts they’re heart and soul into the game. Specifically the person who blocks all of the shots. Goalies are the runner of the place, the kings. They do everything for their team so they don’t lose. they don’t care if they get hurt, they’ll still play. Like the other night when I had a hockey game, my knee got so messed up I was sure I couldn’t play but we won after that. The worst part about being a goalie is you get blamed for losses even though your only supposed to block the first shot other then that your d-men need to clear it from the crease

“Woah! That goalies doing really good out there, good on him.”

by that hockey goalie!! November 20, 2022