mole goatee

A mole goatee is a condition that develops when a person with a hairy mole doesn't attempt to cut the length of the hair, manicuring it to be more like a traditional chin goatee. Furthermore, the molehair that comprises a chin goatee will many times appear to have pube-like characteristics.

"Dude, the attendant at the corner jiffy mart had an insane mole goatee going on. The hair was about an inch long and nearly hid his mole. I wanted to grab him by it and yell "What in the fuck are you doing man? Shave that shit, no one wants to see that" said the college student.

by rishnipishni January 13, 2007

Gordeezy

something that's very gross

tneezy smells soo bad like gordeezy

by alousy October 27, 2010

Goatee Rider

When your sexual partner has the more hairy genitals.

Jeff: Hey man! What's up?

You: I'm a little down in the sack..

Jeff: Oh. I know what's going on.. Your chick's got that Goatee Rider going on.

You: Yeah..

Jeff: Bring that broad over here! I love that shit!!

by BathroomHUMOR February 20, 2011

Meat Goatee

When someone is eating a pepperoni stick and the end nub hooks onto their lower lip creating a meat goatee.

You're meat goatee is coming in well

Are you going to finish that meat goatee

Girl: Whats that on your lip
Boy: You mean my meat goatee. Is it too gangster for you?

by ConfusedEater November 15, 2011

spanish goatee

Spanish Goatee; the process of farting on a spouses chin while receiving testicular felacio

Bob - "he jerry"

Jerry - "yeah"
Bob - "I totally gave heather a Spanish Goatee last night"

by 1562 June 1, 2010

Guatemalan goatee

When doing anal on a girl you pull out and put it in her mouth. The brown ring around her mouth is the Guatemalan goatee. The residuals of ATM.

After anal sex I pulled out and put it in her mouth. That ring around her mouth reminded me of the Guatemalan goatee.

by PhillyBiz April 16, 2011

gowdeen

1. N. A man with a large chode
2. V. To get hit in the testicles

1. N. You are such a Goween you loser.
2. V. Ughhhh I just got gowdeened!

by Davy February 7, 2004