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Landon Gauthier

A tall kid who is always grounded. He watches Porn on a daily basis. He acts gay but only sometimes. He is Snoop Dog JR. He's super tall and towers over everyone. He can also almost dunk. He praises Hitler. You know big feet big meat😉. He has a very not nice GF that he doesn't hang out with. He has a VERY VERY VERY sexy butt and abs. He lost his virginity to a dog. He's smart when he comes to school but anything else he's retarded
Love you daddy~Sophia
"That kid is always Grounded"
"Must be a Landon Gauthier"
by 1234323djewfrycngxTU#TFGZ March 11, 2019
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The Glush

At one time considered to be the missing link between man and his cousin the chimpanzee, the Glush is now recognized as man in his most base form. His ability to remain unaware of the horror he inspires is largely believed to be the reason he has not gone the way of the mammoth and other likeminded primordial beasts.
Question: Would you rather be blown to bits by an atomic bomb or spend a day with the glush?

Answer: blown to bits.
by J. Tapia September 6, 2007
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Gluttonomous System

An extremely large gluttonous individual who habitually tends to do many things in excess, more specifically, indulging in fast foods or sweets on a daily basis. A Gluttonomous System can sometimes become so large that it may in fact obtain it's own gravitational pull and causing other objects with less mass to gravitate around it.
Cletus, get that bloody cheeseburger out of your mouth you're beginning to look like a Gluttonomous System!
by bdceigal May 13, 2011
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gluterus

A porte-manteau of "uterus" and "gluteus maximus"

1. a homosexual male's butthole
2. a butthole used for buttsex, male or female
"Yayahh mayne, dat waz a tight gluterus."
by Lewis Carroll February 17, 2013
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glutenhardo

when someone has to make it known that they are gluten free and they spaz when people have it around them
dude i was with this chick and i whipped out a breadstick and she pulled a glutenhardo
by Urmomispoo69 March 2, 2019
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glutatious

The most beautiful perfectly well rounded nicely shaped perky ass you have ever seen
Dang girl! That ass glutatious!
by Ass Master22 February 8, 2022
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Slum Glutton

A person who has an unfathomable desire to eat up emcees and consume massive amounts of high end hip hop flavour.
Slum Glutton is a beast on the Mic he keeps it grimey as fuck.
by Glutton4grime September 15, 2019
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