Gobbless

The way Boomers say "God Bless" online.

A Boomer was looking for a new kidney so he started and online fundraising campaign. After every donation he would say "Gobbless each and every 1."

by PoopTeen May 13, 2021

Gobbledygook

Nonsense, balderdash.

Person 1: Why are you full of so much gobbledygook!
Person 2: It's what I was born to be full of... :)

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

Gobble gobble 3000

To Give a really fast and intense head to a male.

"Yooo Jessica gave me real quick gobble gobble 3000 last night"

"It went like shhsvwvshwhwheusheh"

by A person who hates ppl :) August 19, 2019

knob gobbler

Endearing term for cocksucker, fellatrix or suck slut

Later, dude. Here comes my favorite knob gobbler.

by Anonymous November 8, 2002

nut gobbler

a prostitute or whore that swallows a man's load. Made popular by a South Park episode involving the crippled Jimmy and his quest to find a prostitute to relieve his erection. Thanks Trey & Matt!!

That ho is a nut gobbler. She can't get enough of my jizz.

by Alain May 5, 2005

Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler

The Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler is a
sexual maneuver that occurs when two females are on their knees are french kissing,while a male's penis is inserted between them.

"Last night was great, when those two chicks gave me a Double Kneeling Knob-Gobbler"

by Joel Lester March 17, 2005

gobble knob

v. to suck daq. syn to give a blowjob

Damn that bitch can gobble some knob like nobody's business, she damn near sucked the skin off this mothafucker.

by jimmy ivory January 13, 2005