Glob

A word to describe a weird and silly/goofy person whose personality is just globby.

She's so silly, she's such a glob.

by glob lover September 4, 2023

Fudge Glob

It's when you pull your dick out of a bitch's ass and you got a snag of shit on your dick and then you Wacker right in the center of the forehead and the mark it leaves is what's called a fudge glob.

"Look at that awesome tattoo Jess has on her on her forehead! " "No, that's not a tattoo she got fudge globbed"!

by Daryl4real March 13, 2023

Glob

It good

Glob good

by The glob fools October 7, 2020

Chooba La Chum Glob

A phrase commonly used by the Aquafina Waterbottle with human legs. The term was first coined at a concert with Weird Al and a big fat man, as well as a big frog. Jack Kucharski is unintelligent.

Funny and Smart Guy: "Chooba La Chum Glob!"
Dumb Guy: "I'm Jack and I don't know what that means cuz I'm dummy!"
Funny and Smart Guy: "Hahaha, yes you are."

by chumglobharold March 19, 2024

getting his glob on

A homosexual man sucking another mans penis

Yeah old mate was getting his glob on with that truck driver in the disabled toilets

by Gooba13 May 21, 2023

On Glob

Another way to say "on God" for good Christians.

"Yo bro, that broad's got a fatty!"
"On glob bro."

by Destroyernater March 14, 2023

Glob

Glob is a wholesome person who is caring his friends and does his fucking job perfectly and if Glob sees u insult one of his friends he will beat u up until u wont have a stomach bc if u mess with glo he is a fucking beast and a king bro

Don't bully me or Glob will destroy you.

by omgomglolol August 4, 2021