glitch in the matrix 

A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).

Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!

glitch in the matrix by suburbanite November 29, 2003

glitch in the matrix 

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.

G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"

glitch in the matrix by hex_ten December 1, 2003

glitch in the radio matrix 

(phrase)- When two or more radio stations are playing the same song simultaneously.

This phrase is intended to express surprise, disbelief and/or annoyance upon discovering said event, usually because changing radio stations was initiated in an effort to avoid listening to the song currently being aired.

A nerdier version of the slang deja tune, as it also references a glitch in the matrix, highlighting both the rarity of the event, the sense of deja vu when it occurs, and the strong feeling that someone, somewhere out there is fucking with you.

Person 1 - (turns on radio) "Man, I hate this song, what else is on?"
(Changes radio stations)
"Oh c'mon! It's on this station, too..... stupid glitch in the radio matrix."

Person 2 - "At least on the last station the song was almost over."

glitch in the radio matrix by unoit2 July 29, 2011

glitch mob 

1. A party on which DJs play Glitch music (scratched, dirty, errorous covers oh hip-hop tunes mixed with breakbeat). Main home of glitch mob parties is USA esp. California

Is this Friday, this city any glitch mob to rave on?

glitch mob by barykent December 5, 2007

Glitch in The Matrix 

Hiring Keanau Reeves to play the lead role

The only glitch in the Matrix is the lack of acting on the part of the main character

Glitch in The Matrix by Jonesys November 9, 2004

Glitch in the Matrix 

When something in changed in the matrix. In laymens terms when things go tits-up.

Ah get of yer ass and watch the film!

Glitch in the Matrix by Mortuus February 2, 2004

Glitch in the Matrix 

Taking a shit right after you shower. It leaves you feeling unclean and like you have to restart the whole day.

Oh, man - that double bean and jalapeño cheese dip burrito hit me right after I got outta the shower. I had to pinch a spicy loaf... it felt so smooth and creamy, yet the spicy bite was so crisp and refreshing, it slid right outta me, but now I feel as unclean as a menstruating woman in a cave in the Middle East. It’s like a a Glitch in the Matrix - I have to start my whole day over.

Glitch in the Matrix by BizzerSkiller November 15, 2018