garrett high school

A high school where only sports matter, the principal is a prick, and the girls sleep with their biology partners. Not one virgin seems to exist. Most girls think they're better than others and the guys are to cocky to function. Roll Big Train ladies and gents.

"I go to Garrett High School if that says anything"

by yikkkkes15 May 27, 2017

Gareth Bale

Synonym of physical injury.

Bob was taken to hospital for minor gareth bales..

by Saltbender November 13, 2017

Garrett Short

The type of kid who would pick his nose but when people confront him he brings up something else someone did.

Garrett Short was picking his nose but he brought up Matayo picking his butt

by Jaydesthefurry November 1, 2016

Garrett

Garrett is a social human being who always relies on his family friends to organize meet ups. You'll never see him in anything but a collared button up shirt. Always up for a game of laser tag or pool. He is a great funny loyal human being.

Garrett:We should definitely meet up some time.
Person1:Yes, we should
Garrett:Let's ask Kobe to organize someththing
Person 1:Wow Garrett

by Violxttt December 26, 2017

garrett

The most handsome boy you'll ever meet. He has the most perfect smile and dimples, when he smiles your heart will melt. He can be very shy and quiet but when he meets the right friends he'll become very outgoing and popular. Sometimes garrett can be a big asshole, but they can also be genuine and caring. He will make you fall in love over and over again every time you look into his big eyes. Garrett is tall and very stylish, he always knows what to wear. He will probably reject you if you tell him how you feel so if you get a chance to have him KEEP HIM!! He also has a contagious laugh that radiates happiness in a room. Garretts are very smart but don't show it and have lots of friends. He's also probably a baseball boy and hits dingers every time he might have trouble talking with the girls even though he knows how hot he is. All in all Garretts are very attractive and popular people that everyone wants to be friends with.

Wow! garret is so hot
garrett's girlfriend is a lucky girl!

by the definition ma$ter November 19, 2019

Garrett Goodson

A Fuck boy, thinks he’s the best fishing guide out there, but he’s always riding Sharkie’s coat tail. He’s also a squid and a want to be hand. Garret Goodson’s are also known to drive Bum Ass 7.3’s. A GG also can’t see his pecker over his belly.

Wow. Look at that Garrett Goodson. He’s such a fuck boy.

by GG a Ho February 17, 2020

Gareth

Gareth. One of the best guys around, has a massive schlong and gives great advice, so sweet and they'll never hurt you. Gareth's are like family, cherish them for as long as you have them, normally brown-black haired with brown eyes and full lips

Person 1: who's that?
Person 2: must be Gareth, look at that schlong

by JanuaryChest June 24, 2021