futon

A couch that can be unfolded into a bed and vice-versa. Possibly the cheapest and most efficient piece of furniture ever. Also good for dry-humping at parties.

I could have done that chick on the futon, but we had to move because her grandma wanted to go to bed.

by Hablacraja December 20, 2003

Louis Futon

A phony Louis Vuitton bag worn by girls trying to act rich.

(popularized in Broken Under Interrogation, a novel of urban decay)

That's not real miss, it's a Louis Futon!

by Robert McGillicuddy March 16, 2010

fupandectamy

the surgical procedure used to remove a womans fupa

thanks to the fupandectamy she can finally see her vagina again.

by fupasaurous rex June 7, 2010

Futonlife

Origin: Ancient Oggithan
(foo-ton-lahyf) Noun.

The consistent choice of sleeping on a comfy, spacious futon over an 8ft tall lofted bed. (Synonyms: life, dormlife, chill)

*Note: Not to be confused with Futonfan, Futoncoitus, Lovesaclife.

My futonlife has flourished since I arrived at college.

by Futon4Life December 6, 2011

futong

hot sxc gal with great prospects. gives you a good time. can lol around with you even though she has smelly feet. super chatty little slut with a bad reputation for stealing all da bois inda club bitchezz be hatin

futong the karati champion of aisan grammar school

by super cool hot galz October 26, 2012

fudong

The definition of fudong is "to fuck". It can also be applied when you run out of things to say to someone.

"Dude, i just fudonged the hottest girl today," said Bob.

When the conversation turned dull, Bob said "Fudong."

by duhricepatrol September 4, 2013

Futon Baby

Calling someone's parents so poor they conceived them on a futon, rather than on an actual bed.

Bro ur a futon baby

by wilhaegele December 9, 2022