Funeral Procession

When a driver drives so slow that they create a long backlog of cars behind them on a single-lane road. Little old ladies and soccer moms are notorious for these.

My mom made a funeral procession on Rt. 35 today; our car was the hearse and I was the dead man because all my buddies were driving behind me.

by Sid Barrett October 25, 2007

play this at my funeral

A way of showing appreciation of a song.
This phrase is normally used to show that a person found a intentionally bad song funny.

Video - "THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST"
Commenter - "play this at my funeral please"

by sirdefenition June 3, 2017

funerific

The coolest word soon to be in the English dictionary. Super fun it means.

Guy: Hey dude, had a funerific time last night!

Other Guy: Yeah! Let's do that again sometime!

by FireBlaze September 28, 2006

funderemployed

The state of being under-employed, working less than full time, that allows extra free time to have fun.

While I was funderemployed, I trained for and ran a marathon.

by Uffish Thought July 28, 2009

funeral

A traditional grieving ceremony in which the family of the deceased mourns the loss of a $5,000 casket.

Billy, I know grandpa was a Nazi, but make sure no one else knows that at his funeral.

by PinocchiOpiate February 18, 2007

Rose Funeral

A god awful deathcore band from Ohio who constantly tours with good death metal bands.

They are also known for their extreme hatred for the game UNO, which is usually being played by the crowd during the set.

"Did you guys see Rose Funeral open for Nile last night?"
"No I was too busy playing UNO"

by TheUnoChampion February 17, 2010

dark funeral

Is the shit.They rule.

Truly evil metal.Hail dark funeral!

by Chickenwing21 September 25, 2006