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Funktapus

Hottest man on earth. He ussually grabs hookers with his 8 Ds (penis') and gets laid every saturday morning. There are only 2 funktapus' in the world as we know of. 80's pop music for example john harris' odyssey makes the funktapus orgasm with delight. In order to become the honored by the funktapus you must dance infront of him to the song of john harris' odyssey. Cesar vialpando is the only one who has been honored. Nobody can resist him and his sexy 8 Ds.
Funktapus is so hawt i cant stop looking at his 8 pairs tensticles!!!
OMG DID YOU SEE THE FUNKTAPUS TODAY, I LITERALLY ALMOST SCREAMED!!!!!
by The Funktapus January 8, 2013
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funtastic

A sarcastic way of saying something was fun (or not fun).
Well that was a fucking funtastic day wasnt it bob.
by Lost_ickle_hippy October 17, 2003
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Funstrating

something thats very fun and frustrating at the same time
i was playing pro evo on the nintendo wii and its very funstrating cause its fun to play but the controls are really wierd so it gets really frustrating when trying to play it
by dtothechalmers November 22, 2010
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Finsta

A spam Instagram account where people post what they are too afraid to post on their real account. They only want their closest friends seeing instead of their regular instagram followers to see.
“I posted a pic of Kenzie smoking on my finsta”
by Mackssiiw April 10, 2019
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Funstuff

Me: Let's go to Disney today!
Zack: Okay, Jake wanna go?
Jake: YES! funstuff!
by thefucktard February 10, 2009
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finsta

1. about to 2.ready to 3. desiring to
"Yo, I'm finsta go to Target and get some nachos."
by Ned Ryerson July 23, 2003
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funster

1) A person who is just out to cause trouble.
2) Term brought into use by the 1993 SNK game "Samurai Shodown," (aka Samurai Spirits) where, right after the 4th round, the final boss, Amakusa, insults certain players calling them "crazy funsters."
Gen-An: "You're funny... lookin', that is."
Amakusa: "Then die, you crazy funster!"
by evilwasabi June 2, 2007
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