What in fucks name are you doing

something you say when your confused as hell what this niggas doing that normal "what are you doing" wont work anymore

*grabs ice cream by the ice cream and not the cone*

Me: What in fucks name are you doing?

by iLiKeYoUrCuT G October 29, 2020

No fucks to give

When you really just don't give a fuck or you just don't care anymore.

if you think i care well there are no fucks to give.

by No fucks January 28, 2016

fucksaw

An electric reciprocating saw (originally designed for hardware use)modified to have a dildo attached on the end of it. It is seen used on clips from the Howard Stern show, as Dana Dearmond demonstrates it.

Dana Dearmond is seen taking it in the pussy with a fucksaw on a clip from the Howard Stern Show.

by Nisga Treaty May 13, 2006

Fuchs

German word meaning Fox. It is pronounced Fox in the U.S. by people with the last name. It is pronounced Fucks by telemarketers, nurses, bankers, enemies, bill collectors, and other morons. It is also incorrectly enunciated Fuches, Fooch, Futch, Futches, Fooks, Fa-yooks, and so forth.

Answering Machine: Thank you for calling the Mr. Fuchs (pronounced Fox) residence. Please leave your message along with your telephone number after the beep.

Bill Collector: There is an important telephone call for Mr. Fucks. Please call me at 1-800-EAT-SHIT to discuss this important business matter. This is not a solicitation, and it is very important that you call me between the hours of 8 to 5, Monday thru Friday.

Mr. Fuchs: If you call me and pronounce my last name wrong one more time, you and your bank can go fuck yourself back to Bangalore where you belong. It is pronounced FOX!

by Mr. Vos February 28, 2007

ficus

A plant belonging to the genus Ficus; a homosexual male. Because of their delecate, "plant-like" habitus including their clothing (Hawaiian, floral-patterned T-shirts) and their tendency towards becoming a florist (if they're not a hairdresser).

Bob: "Look at Gary walking there on the street! Doesn't he looks fancy?"
Connie: "I heard he's a ficus."
Bob: "A what?"
Connie: "A ficus. You know... An assbandit."
Bob: "What?"
Connie: "Nevermind."

by Burt Milhorse Eriksson April 8, 2021

Fuckshit

An act that is unfair, greedy, or just plain wrong.

"Dude, Cody stole all of my stash last night after he got me fucked up!"

"Man, thats some fuckshit."

by Larry V March 1, 2009

fucksaster

A fucksaster is something that is a total disaster.

I burned all the food for the dinner party - what a fucksaster.

by Toxickitty28 April 22, 2020